tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-65813018067595773172024-03-12T19:50:26.801-05:00Ted's Creepy VanG. Ted Theewenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10380917987494771685noreply@blogger.comBlogger210125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6581301806759577317.post-24528211400215360862019-10-31T20:09:00.000-05:002019-10-31T20:09:23.786-05:00Reflections on Halloween 2019<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
So another Halloween has come and gone. <br />
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Once again, The Great Pumpkin never came to visit me, and I wasn't bestowed with gifts and treats. <br />
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This Halloween was different this year. I'm not talking about the weather or the four inches of snow we got. I'm not talking about the cold and the lack of leaves on the ground. <br />
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This October, the whole month leading up to Halloween, was different. It felt like stores put out Halloween items later, and put out less, than in previous years. The selection wasn't as good and honestly the things I wanted just weren't available. <br />
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I wanted Halloween dishes. I wanted brightly colored bowls and plates with Halloween drawings on them for my ice cream channel. I found them online but not in any of the stores around here. <br />
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Also, the movie selection this year was terrible. Hocus Pocus was re-played almost nightly. The Halloween franchise seemed to have been run and re-run all week. None of the classic black and white films were on. Even the channel line-up for TCM left much to be desired. In fact, I was going to get a one-month subscription just for October but after seeing what they had, changed my mind. <br />
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Dracula, Frankenstein, The Bride of Frankenstein, The Mummy. <br />
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There were hundreds of classic horror films made in the 30's, 40's, and 50's and it used to be we could watch them at night all through October. Hell, those movies used to be on during the week all throughout the year, too. It used to be a thing to watch old horror movies on a Friday night. <br />
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But not one of the classics were aired. <br />
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Sure, I understand that the original Friday the 13th and Halloween were from the 70's and are now 40 years old. I get that. But they aren't the classics often associated with Halloween. <br />
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Worse, it seems like these movies have been tucked away, never to be seen again. Just a few years ago, DVDs could be bought with dozens of these old forgotten movies on them. <br />
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This year? I wasn't able to find a single one. <br />
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To add to the destruction of Halloween were the various news stories of schools cancelling any Halloween celebrations because they weren't "inclusive" or some gibberish like that. There have been some great essays written about why this is bullshit. People who are far better at writing than myself and who are much better at battling the PC horseshit that seems to be infiltrating our culture. <br />
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The bottom line here is this--we're going to have to fight for our Halloween. We're going to have to work to save it. <br />
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Remember when Fox news was posting those fake stories about how Christmas was under attack? Yeah, we're going to have to fight for our Halloween, on our fight is real. <br />
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How do we do this? <br />
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By celebrating it, of course! By decorating and making as big of a deal as we can. By working hard to keep our horror movies and Halloween programming. By demanding our Halloweens never fade away. <br />
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I'm not sure who is behind this but they're evil. Soulless, even. <br />
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I've been seeing Christmas movies being played for the last month. How horrible is that? Christmas movies in October and we can't even get Dracula at least once! <br />
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A part of me things it's time we come together. It's time we, as Americans, who want to preserve our holiday, come together so our voices can be combined into one booming, defiant roar that says "We will fight to protect and defend our holiday and we will not let you take it from us!" <br />
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We have to fight, people. We have to fight to defend our holiday. Halloween is too precious for us. It's the one holiday of the year when those of us who are maybe a bit dark, who don't find the canned happiness of the other holidays sincere or fulfilling, who love the shadows can look forward to that one night when we are able to celebrate with our own kind. <br />
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We can't let the soulless and the generic take this from us. It's time to fight! </div>
G. Ted Theewenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10380917987494771685noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6581301806759577317.post-89295495911068733822019-05-27T19:40:00.000-05:002019-05-27T19:40:44.462-05:00The War on Fat People<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
I'm not going to lie and say that I'm somehow getting any healthier. I'm not. I gained all of the weight back that I lost a year or so ago and then some. My legs look terrible from the adema. But at least right now I don't have any open sores oozing fluid. Those have all healed for now. <br />
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Getting back on the horse has been incredibly hard. <br />
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My weight is complicated. People look at me and they think I'm fat just because I'm lazy and I sit around drinking Mt. Dew and eating fast food all day. I wish that was how I got like this. <br />
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When I went to the clinic to get a check-up, after friends held an intervention for me, I met somebody who treated me with kindness and sympathy. It was the first time anybody in the medical field had done so. He told me a story that needs to be repeated. <br />
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He told me about a doctor who realized just about all of his morbidly obese patients had experienced childhood trauma. Some were physically abused, some were sexually abuse, while others were mentally and emotionally abused as children. He realized he was onto something important so he gave a paper on the subject. <br />
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He was laughed at by his colleagues. <br />
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Fifteen years later, we're in a national epidemic of obesity, and people are approaching him and asking about this paper he delivered. <br />
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My guy at the clinic gave me a nine-question survey. Did you experience physical abuse as a child? Did you see violence as a child? Were any of your parents alcoholics or drug addicts? <br />
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A score of two is considered high. A score a three was a danger level and counseling was included as part of the treatment for obesity. <br />
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I scored an eight. <br />
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Being fat is a lot of different things for me. <br />
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It's revenge and belligerence towards my dad, who was savage in his abuse, the details of which I cannot list here. Sometimes, I feel like eating food that's bad for me is my way of telling him to fuck off and leave me alone. It's the final Fuck You to a man I often describe as a middle-class Hannibal Lecter because he was a master at head games and getting inside a person's mind. I grew up being broken down repeatedly and stripped of self. <br />
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So there are times when I'll grab a snack at the gas station and in my mind I'm giving the finger to a fucker who has been dead for 23 years. <br />
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And losing weight feels like I'm proving him right. All the terrible things he said about me were true and I really was the horrible human being he repeatedly forced me to admit to being. <br />
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Being fat is my armor. It keeps me from being too close to people and it allows me to hide inside my apartment alone. It keeps the women away, too, so I'm safe. Women aren't into guys like me and that keeps me secure and safe. But that's another blog post when I'm ready. <br />
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A number of years ago, I gave up. I decided I was going to either eat myself to death or die from an overdose. And I was okay with it. I ate more bacon than is humanly reasonable, baked cakes and pies just for myself, and churned tubs of ice cream I never shared with anybody. <br />
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But then my friends had an intervention and I made the choice to give this life bullshit another chance. I dropped weight and started to move better. My clothes got looser and I was able to go for walks without hip pain holding me back. <br />
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And then the blood flow improved to my extremities--all of them. Hands, feet, and you know the rest. <br />
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That caused nightmares. Horrific ones centered around that certain awakened area and about the past. <br />
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Then, I lost my job, and the depression got bad, so I stopped my keto diet and the weight came back. <br />
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I keep telling myself I'm going to do it again. I'm going to get back on the horse and make another run at it. Just make good choices today--that's all. Just for today I'll make good choices. <br />
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But that usually falls apart at some point. <br />
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I refuse to have anything to do with the medical community but for my one person at the clinic. If I break my arm, I'll set it myself. If I have a heart attack, so be it. If I OD, then I got what I was aiming at, and nobody better call an ambulance or shoot that shit up my nose. <br />
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I cannot go back to the medical community. If somebody like me ends up in an ER with a gunshot wound to the head, we're told that it's because of our weight, and we should go home and lose some of it. Then, we'll get a lecture about our weight, as if we don't know we're fat. Or worse, we don't know how to not be fat. <br />
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"But what about this bullet in my head?" <br />
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"Fine. I'll write a script for ibuprofen. Now go be fat someplace else." <br />
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It is dehumanizing and humiliating to go to a doctor when you're fat. Many of us would rather die than subject ourselves to it more than once. <br />
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Doctors treat me as if being fat is the worst thing in the world you can be. They rarely hide the disgust from their expressions. <br />
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Losing weight means more to me than just a healthier life or better mobility. It means I'm banking on life itself. It means I'm admitting there is more to life than this shit and that there is a reason for me to be here. <br />
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Losing weight is saying there is a potential for a better tomorrow. And that is the hardest thing in the world for me to say. <br />
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Some of you know I keep a loaded pistol on my desk, next to my mouse. I look at it several times a day and tell myself that I choose to be here, and I can leave any time I feel like it. <br />
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I've got a lot of friends and acquaintances who have dropped huge amounts of weight in recent years. They all brag about how great they feel. For some reason, I don't trust them, like it'll be different for me somehow. Being less heavy and still miserable isn't worth it to me. <br />
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I feel like the ground is rushing up to me and I need to pull out of this tailspin fast or I'm going to get a dirt overdose. And that means making those healthy choices I cringe over. <br />
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Dealing with my weight means going back into life and dealing with all of the bullshit that will come up as I do. And it's complicated. <br />
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I never thought I'd end up like this but here I am. A few years ago, I lost a friend to this shit, and he didn't go to doctors, either. I'm willing to bet it was for the same reasons, too. Derek was a good guy and he died in his 20's. I'm in my late forties and somehow I'm still here. People younger than myself are dropping dead of strokes and heart attacks all over the place and somehow I'm still here. <br />
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Maybe the universe has a plan for us all. Apparently, the plan for me isn't to die alone in my apartment and not be found until the stench is so bad that neighbors complain a few weeks later. <br />
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But then again, I've been wrong before. <br />
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G. Ted Theewenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10380917987494771685noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6581301806759577317.post-64141256567745371772019-04-24T10:16:00.001-05:002019-04-24T10:16:57.480-05:00Something Wonderful, Something Special, Something Spiritual<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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There were a few bright moments from my childhood. Moments I cling to because they remind me that it wasn't all bad. <br />
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When I was a kid, my mom sent me to a summer camp full of rich kids, where I stayed for four weeks. It was in the far reaches of Northern Wisconsin in some of the most beautiful land this country has to offer. <br />
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It didn't matter that I was the poorest kid there. And while I was at camp, I didn't have to worry about all the horrific crap that was waiting for me back home. <br />
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Instead of drunken adults telling me I was worthless, lazy, and stupid, I had some of the prettiest lakes and streams outside my cabin. <br />
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Instead of adults crossing lines no adult should ever cross with a child, I was a kid among kids, doing kid things like I was a normal kid. <br />
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I can remember the days when the depression crept into my life back then. I can remember having no self-esteem and knowing that I was worthless, and there were people there who countered that with words of kindness and support. I was a troubled kid and there were people who noticed and helped me see there was something else about me that was good. <br />
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One of the counselors, the basketball coach, took me under his wing. He pumped me up and let me know I was a good kid with a future and potential. I wasn't some worthless idiot like I had been told over and over by my dad. <br />
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That guy planted a seed that wouldn't die and carried me through a lot of bad days. <br />
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It is the nature of childhood trauma, be it sexual abuse, physical, mental, or emotional, to make that child feel they are somehow less than the people around them but at this summer camp, Camp Golden Eagle, I wasn't less than the others. I was just like the others. Nobody was better than me and I wasn't better or worse than anybody else. <br />
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This was an important time in my childhood. <br />
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My family was poor but they always got me there. My grandmother paid for it once, my aunt paid for it one year as well, and I saved up my money from my paper route. I spent three summers up there and even now, forty years later, I find myself clinging to some of those memories because they had such a powerful meaning for me. <br />
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One of the reasons Mom always insisted I go is because we had some bad kids in our neighborhood who were always getting into trouble. She was certain that it was only a matter of time before I got dragged into it with them. One time, the police came to the house looking for me, because they were told I was fingered for some kind of hooliganism or another. <br />
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Mom laughed and said, "He's in Northern Wisconsin, about eight hours away. I can give you the phone number if you'd like." The cop just shook his head and left. <br />
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The summer camp was on Lake Minocqua in Woodruff, Wisconsin. Gorgeous area, stunningly beautiful water, with some of the cleanest air you'll ever breathe. There were houses up and down the lake with boat houses. At night, we would watch retirees with their wooden boats lit up like Christmas trees cruise around the lake. These boats were exquisite and reminded me of bedroom furniture with their stained wood and immaculate maintenance. <br />
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We used to go on canoe trips into various parts of that region. The younger kids went to smaller waterways, while the oldest were allowed to go on The Canadian, which I believe was in the Boundary Waters area. I was in the middle, age-wise, so we went on a couple different trips. <br />
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One was on the St. Germain River. <br />
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This trip was magical for me. I went on it twice and each time, there was something about that area that touched me on a deep and profound level. I connected with something powerful, kind, and loving. That area had a spiritual energy that I connected with in my own childish way. <br />
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As I've said before, I was a deeply troubled kid, and I was rapidly approaching the age when what was left of my childhood was going to be stripped away by a host of people who made bad choices. The spirit of that area, be it of the waterways, or the land itself, or even one that simply passed through and found me, connected with me and taught me something. <br />
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On that trip I learned one of those lessons you just can't quantify with words and pictures. I learned, through that connection, that there was something out there greater than myself, and that it wasn't bad. It didn't judge me or tell me I was going to hell, nor did it reject me because I was worthless, stupid, and lazy. <br />
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On that trip, while connecting with that spiritual energy, I was accepted for who I was. It didn't care about those awful memories of lines being crossed I had begun to block out. It didn't make me accountable for anything. It just accepted me for being me. <br />
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I often refer to that area as my Happy Place. I often go back in day dreams. But I've wanted to go back there in person for a long time and I couldn't find it on any map. I had hoped to see it again before I died. <br />
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Today, I found it, thanks to the help of some folks who were on those canoe trips with me, because the wonders of social media never cease. I'm fairly certain now that I can actually go there again. <br />
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I mean, once I lose enough weight to be mobile. The weight struggles continue, unfortunately, but I'm trying. And I'm ready to make another concerted effort with the help of friends, my medical guy, and my therapist. Demons be damned, I'm gonna drop this weight, and I'm gonna go find my Happy Place again. I'm going to visit it again and I'm going to connect with that place just as I did as a child. <br />
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I had always hoped to see Dave the basketball coach again just to thank him for what he did for me. Maybe I will, maybe it will be another missed opportunity. But it's my hope I can just so he knows he made a positive impact in this world for at least one kid who badly needed it. <br />
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I have a goal now to help me with my weight loss. I know where to find a place I've been looking for off and on for years. And today, I am able to say that there were bright moments in my childhood, and those moment carried me much further than I expect anybody ever intended or realized was possible. <br />
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I don't remember the song from Camp Golden Eagle. We never sang it much. But I'll always remember the people because their kindness and acceptance of a troubled kid made all the difference. </div>
G. Ted Theewenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10380917987494771685noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6581301806759577317.post-68409631697083670062019-02-14T18:23:00.000-06:002019-02-14T18:23:29.059-06:00Another Valentine's Day<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
I haven't updated this blog for a while because nothing has changed. At least, I haven't been able to make anything change. I feel like I'm slogging through the same mud as always. <br />
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But there is something that has changed. I'm not madly in love with somebody who doesn't love me back. Instead, I'm just here. I don' t feel that deep, painful unrequited love that I normally feel. I'm not burning because I madly want to be with somebody who either A) Doesn't realize it, B) Knows it but doesn't care or C) Ted Who? <br />
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And honestly, even if I did feel something for another woman, I wouldn't say anything to her just because I know there's nothing I could do about it. I'm too broke to take her out, too anxious to go out with her, and too depressed to be much fun. So it's better that I just keep my mouth shut and say nothing about how badly I want to be with them. <br />
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It used to be on Valentine's Day, I felt like everybody was in an exclusive club, and I wasn't invited to be a member. But now, I don't even want to be around those people, and their little club is all bullshit anyways. <br />
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One thing I've noticed is a lot of women I know are jaded about Valentine's Day. They've been treated like crap for far too long by a whole list of men. They think Valentine's Day is bullshit, too, but because they've been disappointed so many times. <br />
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Me? <br />
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Often I've wished I could be there for them. I wished I could be the one who treated them right and was there for them. But I've come to realize that I'm way too codependent for that kind of thing. I'm high-maintenance and I need constant re-assuring that I'm somebody special to them. In the absence of communication, my mind fills in the blanks with all kinds of thoughts about them leaving me, or talking to some other guy they prefer over me, and how in the silence they are planning to leave me. <br />
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I've done this with friendships, too. Ruined them in the process just like any other relationship. And since I've got severe abandonment issues, I freak out, and totally lose my shit. What's left in the end is me despondent and heartbroken with the knowledge that once again I destroyed something I badly needed and hurt somebody I cared for deeply.<br />
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This is why, even when I do find myself attracted to someone, I keep my mouth shut. I have come to realize women I care about are better off without me because all I'll do is implode and self-destruct, hurting them in the process. <br />
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I'm sure I could say, at the beginning of things, "look, I'm codependent and high-maintenance so you'll need to constantly reassure me that you're not planning to leave me and you're not cheating on me." But why ruin the surprise? <br />
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Hollywood says guys like me with mental illness are sweet and cute and the partner is supposed to ignore all of the dysfunction so they can fall in love with me. After all, suicidal depression in the middle of the night is just adorable, right? <br />
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I still think of Anthony Bourdain often and what goes through my mind is how he had everything I could ever want yet he wasn't happy. So what chance does somebody like me have? This is another reason why I don't want to get too close to a woman right now. I'll just drag them down and if I don't make it, it's a cruel thing to do to them. I've been on the other side of suicide before and I know what happens. I can't imagine doing that to somebody who cares about me like that. <br />
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Unless, of course, I put that in the disclosures up front as well. "Oh, and I'm prone to bouts of dark depression and I'm suicidal sometimes so understand now you can't save me. So, if I don't make it, understand now it's not your fault, okay?" <br />
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I'm fairly certain Hollywood could make that charming, too. Hollywood does wonders for making somebody like me seem worth the pain and suffering one would experience when being close to me. <br />
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In other news, I've been writing and submitting short stories again. It feels good but something is missing in what I submitted. It's like the stories were missing something and seemed monotone. Because I no longer have my beta readers after chasing them away, I'm left to my own devices, which is to say the echo chamber my head has turned into. <br />
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But now that I'm off my meds, I feel like my writing has improved once again, and I'm more like my old self. Hollywood says that's charming, too. People like me get their cheeks pinched and a hug before we're left behind. In a romantic comedy, we're the guys who die in the third act, and the MC realizes something about life, and goes back to their love interest to proclaim their feelings. <br />
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Cue the music and oh shit, I have something in my eye. <br />
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G. Ted Theewenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10380917987494771685noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6581301806759577317.post-75983545750205526512018-11-12T20:06:00.001-06:002018-11-12T20:06:20.668-06:00Thank You, Stan Lee <div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Today we learned that Stan Lee passed on to the next phase of existence. At the age of 95, he was more than just some comic book creator, and the web is full of writers, creators, and artists mourning his loss. <br />
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Instead of being sad right now, I find myself being grateful for all he gave us, and thinking back to all of those times he was there for me. Most people don't realize just how present Stan Lee was in our childhoods. <br />
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My first introduction to Stan Lee's work, and Marvel Comics, was when I was just a small child. The mornings were for cartoons before school at the babysitter's house. Jeanie. That was her name and she half-raised me. Mom worked in a factory and would drop me off at about 6:30AM every morning. <br />
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Jeanie would give me a bowl of cereal and we would watch Ray Rayner on WGN Channel 9 until Bozo's Circus started. Ray Rayner was weird. In the summer, during heat waves, he would get the weather report for the week on Mondays and as he wrote down triple digits he would say, "Oh beautiful!" and "lovely!" <br />
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Triple digits. That's freaking hot and he loved it. <br />
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Ray Rayner would have cartoons, of course. He had a lot of Flash Gordon with Buster Crabb. He even had Buster Crabb on the show once and I remember thinking how miserable and unhappy Crabb seemed. It was like he was pissed off he had to answer questions about this series he did back in the 30's. <br />
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Sometimes, Ray Rayner showed<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkKL7uJd2no" target="_blank"> Spider-Man,</a> which would be divided into three segments. So on Monday, you would see Act I, where the commercial break would normally be, and have to wait until Tuesday for Act II. By Wednesday, you just wanted to get it over with because you know Spider-Man was going to win but you just didn't know how. <br />
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Us kids would talk about it, of course, and debate the finer points of how Spider-Man was going to win. All the while, singing the iconic song we've all come to know, from back in the 1960's. <br />
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You know the song. Sing it with me...<br />
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<i><b>Spider-Man, Spider-Man</b></i><br />
<i><b>Does whatever a spider can. </b></i><br />
<i><b>Spins a web, any size,</b></i><br />
<i><b>Can't you see, just like flies. </b></i><br />
<i><b>Look out! Here comes the Spider-Man! </b></i><br />
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But Spider-Man wasn't the only cartoon I remember. <br />
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<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxc7iLJ6XRM" target="_blank">We had Thor.</a> Most folks don't know about that but it's true. It wasn't really a cartoon, though. Not exactly. It was a comic book in pictures, with zooming angles on various panels from that issue. Even the titles were pictures of the cover of that issue. The Thor of the comic book is very different from the Thor in the films. Grim, humorless, uptight, stiff, and with a stick up his ass. <br />
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In that cartoon, there were a number of Avengers who made cameo appearances, like Iron Man, Ant Man, and Captain America. Iron Man back in the 60's was a stiff, nerdy guy who looked a lot like his dad in the movies. <br />
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By the time I was in the Fifth Grade, a comic book store opened in my small home town and everything changed. Everything. <br />
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It was called Knight Hobby and it had every comic book printed back then, or so I thought, as well as gaming stuff. Weird dice I'd never imagined, boxes with dragons the outside, figures from various fantasy realms. It was just incredible. <br />
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My favorite Marvel comic was Daredevil. My best friend back then, a kid named Pat Pember, was totally into Moon Knight. There was something about Daredevil that appealed to me. I think it was the troubled childhood since I was such a troubled kid myself. <br />
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Daredevil, Matt Murdock, felt like "my guy." I think that's how it goes with comic book heroes. We find one who has a backstory in which we see ourselves, and we become fans. <br />
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I think that's why I read so many Sgt. Rock comics. One thing I've come to find is how so many children associate their childhood with war and they see how war vets survived so they adopt those coping skills. <br />
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Brothers and Sister in PTSD, I guess. <br />
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But Stan Lee created intensely rich storylines that crossed over into other comics. He blended characters and titles so the readers would be exposed to other heroes and villains. <br />
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For about a year or so, the pattern for me was to take my paper route money on Saturday, and ride my bike downtown. There, I would hang out at Knight Hobby, and and shoot the shit with the older guys who were there. Kenny Feldman, who was the son of the building's owner, who in turn rented out the storefront to Jim Hay, who owned Knight Hobby. <br />
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I had little to offer the conversations. They were all just out of high school and I was in the Fifth Grade, but that didn't matter, because I would just stand there laughing at all the jokes they made. <br />
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Kenny had read just about everything and he gave me the best education about comics. Jim knew I was a kid with a paper route and would make me deals. It was because of those two I had the first dozen issues of Judge Dredd's American titles, along with a number of independent titles nobody had ever heard of, or would even remember. <br />
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I would spend my money and ride my bike home regardless of the weather. Once home, dad would be drunk, so I would go up to my room to avoid being seen. That was my mutant ability--invisibility. If dad saw me, he would tear into me, and hurl a long string of insults. Or put me to work doing any number of chores he wouldn't do himself. Dad had a habit of sitting around, going through a case of Old Milwaukee, and stewing as he looked around the house. <br />
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So, not being seen was imperative. If he saw you, there was going to be trouble, so I became nobody. I became a ghost. I was invisible. <br />
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Once up in my room in that drafty old house, I was able to relax, but I still had to be quiet. So, I read. I read books and on Saturdays and Sundays, I read all the comic books I could afford to buy. <br />
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Those comic books fueled my imagination. They were fodder for my daydreams so I could imagine a world that wasn't the one I was stuck in. A world where bad guys got what they had coming and was somehow just. A world where good guys like me go the girl because we were good guys. <br />
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Eventually, things got worse. They always did back then. Jim had to close down Knight Hobby and nobody else in town carried the comic books I read. It was too young to drive anywhere to buy them in other towns. <br />
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But I hung on to my comic books. As I got older, I bought more, and got into new titles, like Spawn and Cerebus. Most of the independent artists back then got their start at Marvel or were fans of Marvel. Stan Lee was the father of so many visions. <br />
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Stan Lee gave us flawed people with difficult lives who rose up above their own misery to be somebody who stood up for other people. He understood what it was like to come from complicated childhoods and violence. He understood what it was like to be somebody who carried darkness with them and preferred the shadows but didn't take that pain out on others. <br />
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Stan Lee didn't invent the anti-hero but he certainly contributed to our modern interpretation of it. Lee's heroes weren't upright, perfect people. They were flawed and maybe a bit weird but they still saved the person from peril and got the girl. Or the boy. He gave us a wide variety of heroes to choose from and identify with. <br />
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Stan Lee gave us something special. He gave us characters we could see ourselves in and then he had those characters stop the bad guys, meaning we could, too. Often, those bad guys were our own demons, and that was the War to End All Wars. <br />
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I'm going to miss Stan Lee but he gave us so much that it would take a person years to get through it all. He lived to be 95 years old so it's not like he was tragically taken from us before his time. He gave us more than we could rightly expect from a man, which in a way is a superpower itself, and a great lead for other writers to follow. <br />
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Even as just a man, he was a hero, and a role model. <br />
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So thank you, Stan Lee. I will never forget your voice in my youth starting cartoons off with, "This is Stan Lee..." and I will never forget what it was like to read issue after magical issue on those rainy Saturdays. <br />
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G. Ted Theewenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10380917987494771685noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6581301806759577317.post-64029197657961651562018-10-06T18:24:00.002-05:002018-10-06T18:24:49.992-05:00Adieu, Dear Friend. Adieu. <div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
We need to talk.<br />
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I'm not mad at you. Quite the contrary. In truth, this is killing me to say. This hurts more than anything I've had to do. It's harder than that day I got on the bus to go to the airport in Seoul while my wife walked away sobbing.<br />
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But this has to be said. It just has to be.<br />
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I'm not mad at you. You were there for me when nobody else was. You were there for me when I couldn't function. You made life livable.<br />
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It was over ten years ago when we met. My life had completely fallen apart for what I count as the fifth time in as many years. Once again, I'd lost everything, everybody, and I was left on my own.<br />
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And I gave up.<br />
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I decided I was done with this shit. I was going to eat myself to death and just let whatever happened unfold around me. I'd lost all semblance of hope. It was suicide by indifference. <br />
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And then I got an idea. The Army talks about The Good Idea Fairy and how it visits soldiers, giving them horrible ideas that fuck up everything. Which could easily explain what happened.<br />
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I had an idea. I'm too smart for my own good sometimes and I figured out how to meet you.<br />
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That first meeting was magic. I was thrilled with myself for the first time in months because I solved a problem. Your warmth poured over me and you relieved me of things nothing else could. The burden I was carrying became tolerable.<br />
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So we danced.<br />
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We played. We sang. We traveled.<br />
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We survived.<br />
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And the years passed.<br />
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It started once every other week, maybe once a week. And then I got smart again. I had another great idea. I found ways to meet with you more and more.<br />
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And then it became daily. I'm not sure how quickly that happened but we went from being friends to something much closer.<br />
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Maybe we became one. At some place in our journey, it was a symbiotic relationship. But it wasn't toxic. Not in the least.<br />
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Because of you, I was able to work a soul-crushing job.<br />
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Because of you, I was able to accept that I was alone.<br />
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Because of you, I could deal with those buried memories suddenly popping up into the present after being triggered.<br />
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Because of you, I was perfectly fine eating myself to death.<br />
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And then I needed you more. We needed to be closer. I needed more and more. I experimented with different delivery systems and sources. I studied and applied my intelligence.<br />
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We became as close as we could. You were my refuge.<br />
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You were my shield and armor.<br />
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And then I OD'd.<br />
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It wasn't too serious of an overdose. I fought to keep from passing out, telling myself over and over, to just keep breathing.<br />
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But the hours leading up to that overdose were glorious. So incredibly glorious! I felt nothing. My head was unplugged and I wasn't a wreck. I didn't want to eat my pistol. I didn't want to walk in front of a train. I didn't want to scream until my throat bled. And on that night, as I drifted into sweet oblivion, I will admit that if I had not woken up the next morning I would have been okay with it.<br />
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Even now, I can say that. You could have taken me into death and I would not have been upset about it.<br />
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But that wasn't any kind of warning to me. I was so happy to know you and I could be so close. And to have that kind of numbness was a blessing. I loved you even more.<br />
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But cracks began to form in our relationship. It wasn't all rosey. You caused health problems that at times were incredibly painful. You tore me up in ways that might never heal. I have all kinds of issues because of you.<br />
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I didn't care for years about that, either, because you and I worked well together. Plus, I honestly thought I would be dead, before it became too serious of an issue. <br />
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And then I got worse. The depression and despair. Everything. I kept eating myself to death and it was working. I crossed some kind of point that wasn't quite The Point of No Return but it was a signpost telling me I was close.<br />
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My legs were covered in oozing sores. They were more than double their normal size. I lived on sweets and drank tons of soda pop. I was having issues with my blood pressure, sleep, and a long list of other problems. I was clearly on my way out and I didn't care.<br />
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And then something weird happened. Friends began telling me how important I was to them and how they didn't want to lose me. They said I had more to offer and I was somebody they would miss if I were gone. A couple of them cried as they told me this. That penetrated. <br />
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So I began to pull away from you. I didn't want to but I knew I had to. Life changed and I couldn't afford you anyways. I had to back off.<br />
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But your grip on me was tight. And you had dug deep into my bones. Just a little distance from you made me sick. Withdrawals.<br />
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I would wake up throwing up, soaked in sweat, shaking. Then, we'd dance, and I'd level out.<br />
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My doctor said I needed to slowly back away from you because to suddenly go cold turkey would probably put me in the hospital. The human body can only take so much and you had gotten into every single cell in my body.<br />
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So, I slowly backed off. I tapered. And for the last year I have been sick almost every single morning. Not a day has passed where I didn't deal with some kind of withdrawal symptom or a health problem caused by you.<br />
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But for a year, I pulled back bit by bit from you, until now. Right now, our daily contact is just a small fraction of what it used to be. A tiny amount. And I need to make the leap and sever this chain.<br />
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You need to let me go.<br />
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I'm sorry. You were good to me. But it's a half-life now and I cannot live like this anymore.<br />
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I had to make a choice. Do I live or do I die? I am giving life another chance and that cannot happen when you and I are together.<br />
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You need to let me go. Please.<br />
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It's time. It's long past time, really, but we've been taking it slow. But we're almost done and it's time for us to walk away from each other.<br />
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You need to loosen your grip on me and let me go. You're not killing me but with you I cannot live. Just the act of moving away from you has caused all kinds of horrible side effects. My emotions are everywhere. I'm constantly breaking down over little things. I can't think straight and I hardly ever leave my apartment anymore because of anxiety. <br />
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If I survive breaking away from you, it will be a monumental achievement in my life. I deserve another shot at life. I deserve another shot at being happy. I deserve to be able to go through life without having to numb myself up just so I can function. <br />
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I deserve a chance to live without being chained to you. I'm sorry but that's just how it is. I deserve better than this shit. I have never been able to say that until just recently. I have never in my life, ever, said "I deserve something good." <br />
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Now I can. And that changes everything. <br />
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It's time for you to loosen your grip on me and let me grow into the person I was always meant to be. <br />
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Thank you and Goodbye. <br />
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G. Ted Theewenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10380917987494771685noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6581301806759577317.post-85831553107815974212018-08-05T20:28:00.001-05:002018-08-05T20:28:26.740-05:00Our Main Characters are Teachers<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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I have a number of short stories, novellas, and novels in various states of completion. My hard drive is full of them. Some are good projects that need attention while others were half-baked ideas that never really amounted to anything. </div>
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I always imagine my main characters (MC's) just standing around when I'm not working on their story, smoking cigarettes, and looking cool, while chatting with each other. I wonder if they get lonely and worry if I'll come back. Do they feel abandoned?<br />
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I have horrible abandonment issues. I freak out when people leave me. Knowing I'm doing that to another person, even fictional ones, bothers me. But then I have to remember not everybody is like me. I'm broken.<br />
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Do my MC's think of me as a burden? Do they think of me as a chore they have to deal with in their routine?<br />
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"Let's see--I've got to do the laundry, feed the dog, and aw, shit! I need to be in Ted's story."<br />
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Lately I've become very much aware of just how people see me in their lives. What role do I play? Do they think of me when I'm not around? Am I the butt of their jokes? When they see me, do they think, "Aw shit! Here comes this asshole. God, I hate this guy! He's so weird!"<br />
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I'd rather know people are using me for free ice cream than to think I'm a seen as a chore on their list of things to do. Is there anything more heartbreaking than to know the only reason somebody keeps you in their lives is because they feel a sense of duty or obligation? Not so much that they owe you but they're a kind person with a good heart and they don't want to be mean, so they are kind to you while scrambling for a way to get away from you.<br />
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It's embarrassing and humiliating. Knowing you are a chore or a duty to somebody shatters your heart. It's worse than pity, in my opinion, because pity comes from a place of care and empathy. <br />
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Is that how my MC's see me?<br />
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Or do they see the nose-dive I'm in, and how despite my efforts the monkeys on my back make pulling up and out of it almost impossible, and think to themselves how they'll be free of me soon? It's a ghoulish thought, I know, but my MC's are human (mostly) and without me demanding things from them or constantly needing interaction from them, they would truly be free. No Ted to drag them down or take up their time.<br />
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Or is it the other way? Do they get mad on those bad nights when I'm on the edge and I'm writing letters to nobody in particular while looking at my pistol every few minutes? Do they say things like, "Don't you die on me, fucker. I need you to finish this story so my destiny will be complete. I need you to finish my fate so I can live happily ever after."<br />
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I should note at this time that none of my characters ever live happily ever after. I figure if that's impossible for me, then it's impossible for them. They're going to die alone just like me.<br />
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But I've lied to a bunch of them and told them it's possible. My MC's totally believe the Happily Ever After ending is possible and if they just do as I say and jump through the hoops I've laid out for them, then they'll be able to ride off into the sunset with somebody who actually wants to be with them and isn't thinking how it's a chore to hang around.<br />
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Every once in a while, I'll get an MC who develops faster and in more detail than the others, and they begin to call audibles. Instead of going to visit their friend the gun dealer, they go to visit a priest, and ask for absolution. Instead of listening to good music in their cars, they listen to Taylor Swift, and sing along with the radio. Instead of being a foodie, they're a picky eater who lives on fast food and cheap beer.<br />
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These small ripples turn into tsunamis later on. Subtle changes in an MC in the first chapter create destiny by the fourth act. That means the whole thing needs to get re-written and switched around. And most MC's will be defiant about it. <br />
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<i><b><br /></b></i><i><b>"Hey! Look, I'm a real person! And I honestly think having me tell the story would be better than somebody else." </b></i><i><b><br /></b></i><i><b><br /></b></i><i><b><br /></b></i><i><b>Bob looked up with defiance, his arms crossed over his chest, and chin jutting out. </b></i><i><b><br /></b></i><i><b><br /></b></i><i><b><br /></b></i><i><b>"Defiance? I'm helping you! I'm just trying to help you write something good instead of that schlocky bullshit you usually shovel." </b></i><i><b><br /></b></i><i><b><br /></b></i><i><b><br /></b></i><i><b>Bob whined like a little toddler who wanted a cookie or needed a nap. </b></i><i><b><br /></b></i><i><b><br /></b></i><i><b><br /></b></i><i><b>"I'm not whining, you asshole!" </b></i><i><b><br /></b></i><i><b><br /></b></i><i><b><br /></b></i><i><b>Bob threw his nookie down on the ground and began screaming as he threw a tantrum.</b></i><i><b><br /></b></i><i><b><br /></b></i><i><b><br /></b></i><i><b>"Oh. My. God. You can't be serious! I'm not throwing a tantrum. I'm saying that I can tell a story better than you can and you don't like it." </b></i><i><b><br /></b></i><i><b><br /></b></i><i><b><br /></b></i><i><b>But what Bob didn't know was that he was standing on top of a nest of hornets. </b></i><i><b><br /></b></i><i><b><br /></b></i><i><b><br /></b></i><i><b>"Hey, man! No need for that kind of stuff. We're just talking here, okay?" </b></i><i><b><br /></b></i><i><b><br /></b></i><i><b><br /></b></i><i><b><br /></b></i><i><b>And these weren't just ordinary hornets. These were Japanese hornets, known for their painful and sometimes deadly stings. </b></i><i><b><br /></b></i><i><b><br /></b></i><i><b><br /></b></i><i><b>"Okay, maybe I was a bit rude back there, and maybe I said some things I shouldn't have. I'll admit that sometimes I can get a bit emotional." </b></i><i><b><br /></b></i><i><b><br /></b></i><i><b><br /></b></i><i><b>The hornets were asleep for now but Bob's whining was beginning to stir them and any more sound would be enough to wake them into a fury as they defended their nest from an intruder. </b></i><i><b><br /></b></i><i><b><br /></b></i><i><b><br /></b></i><i><b>"I'm sorry! I just wanted some closure is all." </b></i><i><b><br /></b></i><i><b><br /></b></i><i><b><br /></b></i><i><b>Bob looked around at his options, wondering what's next, and if there was going to be a future. </b></i><i><b><br /></b></i><i><b><br /></b></i><i><b><br /></b></i><i><b>"It's just that you don't do closure for your characters, and I could really use some. That's all." </b></i><i><b><br /></b></i><i><b><br /></b></i><i><b><br /></b></i><i><b>What Bob didn't realize was closure is for television shows and novels. Bob, the poor, unfortunate bastard, was in a short story connected to a series of novels. There would be no closure. Not for him, anyways. </b></i><i><b><br /></b></i><i><b><br /></b></i><i><b><br /></b></i><i><b>"But the people in my life..."</b></i><i><b><br /></b></i><i><b><br /></b></i><i><b><br /></b></i><i><b>Bob thought about his life, and the people in it, and he realized he wanted them to be happy more than he wanted to be right. Or find peace. </b></i><i><b><br /></b></i><i><b><br /></b></i><i><b><br /></b></i><i><b>"I don't get any closure, do I?" </b></i><i><b><br /></b></i><i><b><br /></b></i><i><b>Bob slowly walked away while fishing in his pockets. There, he kept a couple of pills tucked away. Three, to be exact, and he knew they would make this moment less painful. He swallowed all three at once, and washed them down with some Mt. Dew. He doesn't curse, he doesn't cry, he doesn't say a word. He thinks about tomorrow, and how it doesn't look much better, but really all he wants is today to just disappear. </b></i></blockquote>
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Sometimes, our characters get out of hand, and you need to wrangle them back under control. Some people talk about how our characters belong to us so we may torment them. I don't believe in that. I hate tormenting people. Contrary to what you might think, I'm a very kind man, and never want to make anybody feel worse than what I've been through. Even if they are fictional. <br />
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My characters work through stuff. They endure. They survive up until the end when they die because that's what we all do, eventually, and I want them to go up until their Fate. <br />
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I think they hate me. On some level, I think they really hate me. None of them ever get laid, they're alone, and usually I take everything away from them that they've ever had. But we write what we know, right? <br />
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I've tried being nice to my MC's. I really did. And let me tell you, they were happy bastards when they found out. They were cracking jokes and making even me laugh. They were the life of the party. <br />
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And then it came time to actually put them through their paces of being happy. It was time for them to find love, to enjoy life, and all of that happy shit. And I just couldn't do it. <br />
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I tried. I really did. But in the end I just couldn't do it. I became jealous and started to look at my own life, and the things I've done, and want to do, and it just became a mess. I became too depressed to continue and those stories all languish unfinished on my hard drive. <br />
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Unless I decide to drag them into my world and unleash monsters, demons, meth addicts, crackheads, and voodoo priests. If they're miserable, I'm comfortable. I don't say that in a sadistic sort of way, even though it sounds like that, but I just haven't grasped what it's like to write characters who are happier than myself. <br />
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And that's why I think they hate me. <br />
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I'm working on new story. A deeply flawed character and I'm not so sure what I'm going to do with him. The more I write him, the more he becomes me, and that means I need to develop him. It means I need to do for him what I need to do for myself. And that's a shitty, shitty road. <br />
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Plus, I'm obstinate, and I don't change very easily. I wish change was easy for me because it would make things much better in my life. <br />
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So this is why my MC's are always a certain way. I have a very hard time writing characters who aren't deeply flawed, depressed, and static. It makes for a very difficult character ARC to write. It's like pounding steel or sculpting water. <br />
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This character I'm writing currently is going to realize he belongs where he is and that's his home despite how badly he hates it. He will remain deeply flawed. He has much farther to go before he reaches bottom and that might prove to be just as difficult to write as making him out to be happy. As for right now, he isn't going to get a Happily Ever After. I just can't bring myself to write those. <br />
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I mean, if I don't get one, why should anybody else? <br />
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G. Ted Theewenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10380917987494771685noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6581301806759577317.post-81732096871410703332018-07-29T19:37:00.000-05:002018-07-30T17:32:11.613-05:00Maybe I'll Get Fired For This<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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For the first time since the beginning of this blog over 7 or 8 years ago, I have been asked to take down a post. I'm so stunned that I'm not sure how I feel about this. I promise you, though, when I've organized my thoughts, there will be a long, detailed post. It's a slap in the face. Pure and simple. </div>
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G. Ted Theewenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10380917987494771685noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6581301806759577317.post-79729764267145239522018-06-19T20:51:00.001-05:002018-06-19T20:51:55.343-05:00Dealing with the Latest News and Social Media<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
This isn't about politics. <br />
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I will not do that here. <br />
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In recent days, I've been increasingly depressed. I'm lashing out at people, getting angry over stupid shit, and starting arguments and picking fights online. I've been having a harder and harder time controlling my anger, waking up grumpy, and ready to piss people off. <br />
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In fact, I've been making people angry and then walking away, just to really rub salt in the frustration of it all. <br />
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All this time I've been wondering what's wrong with me. Why am I falling apart like this? Where is this depression coming from? And why am I waking up ready to shit on the entire world? I realize now that's going on. <br />
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Social media is full of posts about the latest issue to piss people off--children being separated from their families at the border. The children are taken into custody and held there until family members who have already come to the US can be located, and told to come get these children. Then, the kids are handed over to family members. Parents who are divided from their kids are understandably upset and in one case, a man killed himself out of anguish. <br />
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I lost my family because of US immigration laws. The only thing I ever wanted in life--a family--was taken from me. It destroyed me. I'm still not over it and we're coming up on 18 years. It is still raw for me to this day. <br />
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The news being blasted on social media has ripped open these wounds for me. I am reliving a lot of the emotions I endured when this first happened. The horror of knowing your family is torn from you by a system that will not, and will never, show mercy or empathy. Nobody cares. <br />
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Because it's trendy now, social media is full of righteous outrage, and everybody is screaming about the children. But that's okay, as I'm sure they'll move on to something more horrible later down the line, because there's always something more horrible. This world is such a terrible place, and our species is so violent and sadistic, we can be assured that there will always be something worse in our future. <br />
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There was no angry social media posts for me when I was dealing with Immigration fucking me over. When I told people about how my wife would call me on the phone crying because she was worried about her safety, and how our daughter was so skinny because she couldn't afford much food, I would be met with a shrug of the shoulders and a "wow, that sucks." <br />
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That was it. Nobody gave a shit. And there was nobody there to help me. <br />
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I was going to sneak my family into the states through Mexico. I got as far as speaking to Mexican workers who had made the trek several times, and I quickly realized how dangerous it was. I was pretty much guaranteeing my family would be severely hurt, if not killed, and if they were arrested, I'd never see them again. At the time, my daughter was a toddler, and it would have been pure hell on her. <br />
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I also thought of making the Northern route. There are passages through Canada into Idaho, Washington, and Minnesota we could have tried. It would have been expensive, too arduous for my wife and daughter, and I would have risked serious consequences if caught. In that area, it wasn't so much ICE as it was DEA agents, who would have instantly labeled me a drug runner despite not having any drugs on me at all, just because they knew they could pile on the charges. <br />
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In my research, I had come across a story about that exact thing happening. The guy didn't have any drugs on his at all, and he was with his wife and baby, hiking down a trail into the US. They were caught by the DEA, and he was labeled a drug trafficker. His wife was arrested and sent back to Thailand with their baby, and he was thrown in prison. I've been searching Google for the link to that story, but it was about 17 years ago, pre-9/11, and I just can't find it. <br />
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Just reading that story was enough for me. I knew it would be a horrific risk and the odds were so far against it working, it was best not to even try. Plus, I just didn't have the resources to try.<br />
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But here's the thing--I knew the risks. I knew that if caught, my daughter would be divided from not only myself, but also my wife, and it would be traumatic for them both. I knew it would be so horrific that I didn't even try it. <br />
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With all of these news stories, I have been reliving all of the emotions I went through back then, and it has been difficult for me. This never goes away. It never leaves me. I am always carrying the loss around and I can't get rid of it no matter what I try. <br />
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The closest I have gotten to some kind of healing is realizing that with all of the things that went wrong, it's obvious to me Fate had plans for them, and those plans did not include me. Fate needed them to be on their own, together, for whatever reason and whatever lessons. This was not about me. This was about the path they were supposed to walk, and Fate knew I would carry them as best as I could, so I had to be removed from their lives. <br />
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You have no idea how painful it is to write those words. But it has been the best way for me to deal with what I have lost. This past weekend was Father's Day and it sucked. I like to think I would have made a good dad to my daughter. I try not to think about all of the horrific things that happen to girls who grow up without a dad. When those thoughts do come around, I want to die, because that way I don't have to see the hurt and pain in my daughter's life. <br />
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I'm trying to take a break from social media. I'm trying to keep my mind clear of the bullshit. Plus, I'm trying not to be angry at people. But I'll admit there is a lot of anger there. <br />
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But rest assured--there will be something even uglier in the press soon, and we can all move on to the next reason to be outraged. <br />
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G. Ted Theewenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10380917987494771685noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6581301806759577317.post-59584072893309874602018-06-11T14:24:00.002-05:002018-06-11T14:24:56.501-05:00Anthony Bourdain and Calling it Quits<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
I'm not much for celebrities and I don't follow gossip pages. But I adored Anthony Bourdain's work and looked up to him. He was a late bloomer who moved forward into some amazing levels of achievement. He and I had things in common and he was my hero.<br />
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Waking up to the news he committed suicide gutted me. It was like the guy who spoke for me and at the same time educated me abandoned me. He was the leader of us fucked up, depressed, addicted, empathic, sympathetic people. And losing him gutted me.<br />
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Saturday was a rough fucking day. I'm done trying to sugarcoat it and be nice. I'm so done with everything.<br />
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Tony's death opened a conversation online about suicide and depression. Online, on places like Twitter and Reddit, people opened up about their experiences and for the first time, people talked about what it's like when you're ready to go. People are finally talking about what it's like for them when The End comes and they know it's time to go.<br />
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I found it to be something special. I'm not sure if I'd call it liberating or comforting, but it was special and it meant a lot ot me.<br />
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There were a lot of people trying to figure out why Tony did it. Or why Kate Spade did it. Both of them hung themselves. Everybody said they had everything. As with any suicide, there are rumors, and nobody knows for sure. To an outsider those rumors about this and that might seem like a small reason but you never know what it will be that finally pushes you over that edge.<br />
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It's like standing on a bridge made of woven straw. You hear snaps and pops as bit by bit it disintegrates under your weight. And then something happens and that's it--you're done.<br />
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For me, it's different.<br />
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I have tethers that keep me here. Connections. People. Potentials. I don't have dreams and I don't have hope. It's the odds of something happening. It's the odds that something will be here for me once I pull out of this nose-dive. Maybe I'll have a heart attack tonight. Or maybe a stroke. Maybe my heart will finally give up trying to keep blood moving in this morbidly obese body and just stop. Every day that I'm here, there is that chance, and I can't say I care much.<br />
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But what are the odds that even if I do crawl out of this pit I'm in that I'll figure out what I'm needing and find it? Low. Very low. We're talking Las Vegas odds and as we all know, the House always wins.<br />
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But I know the Powers That Be aren't going to let me out of here so easily. I know they want me to fight and earn some kind of happiness. Nothing will be given. No more tools will be offered. No more hands of support will be sent. I have what I need to move forward and it's all up to me now.<br />
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What holds me back is knowing how many times I've been down this path and had everything and everybody taken from me and I feel like I'm a sucker just for thinking about doing it again.<br />
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In my first day of First Grade, I had a Hot Wheels car in my pocket at school. During recess, a kid wanted to see it. I was a trusting sort, so I handed it over, and he threw it against the ground as hard as he could. I picked it up and he asked to see it again. I was a trusting sort and never knew this kind of behavior. I gave it to him again and once again he smashed it into the ground. My little toy car was all fucked up.<br />
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I feel like life is like that. There's no guarantee that what we want is on the top of this mountain we're supposed to climb and I've climbed enough of them to know how worthless that journey can be. I'm tired of feeling like the sucker who took the fool's bet. Friends tell me it's not the destination but the journey and frankly it pisses me off. I have no interest in that journey. <br />
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I don't know why I'm still here. I don't know why I even wake up in the morning. I don't even know what I want. I can't think of a single dream.<br />
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I exist and that's all I do.<br />
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And sometimes, I leave fingernail gouges in the dirt while I drift away.<br />
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I guess it's different for all of us. I don't think it would be easier for anybody if did it. I know I'd hurt people and that tears me up. I've had it done to me and I know what it's like. I can't say I could do it to somebody else. So that's a big tether that keeps me here. I just watched a<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GitVqTIrnNM" target="_blank"> video of Chef Masa in Japan break down while talking about the loss of Anthony Bourdain.</a> It was heartbreaking. And there are tons more videos like that of people who knew him and didn't know him breaking down because they were so devastated by his loss.<br />
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It's not about him. It's about how somebody who had so much going for him took that option when so many of us are barely surviving with little to show for it and not much hope for anything more. We're still here. We're still waking up in the morning and putting one step forward at a time. And this world is so awful.<br />
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Death sings the sweetest songs when the world is dark.<br />
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But I'm still here. I don't know what to do to get beyond this but I'm working on it. I wake up, I work, and sometimes I get the courage up to leave my apartment. I did that yesterday but today just wasn't in the cards. Tomorrow is another day. And that sums it up in the end. Tomorrow is another day and I'm not going to beat myself up because this one didn't amount to much. I woke up, I worked, and I got through the day. Sometimes it's the best we can hope for and it's the best we can do.<br />
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Sometimes, those are the nails dug into the dirt to keep us from drifting away into the darkness forever when there just aren't anymore tethers holding us here. It's the best we've got and it works for another day.<br />
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G. Ted Theewenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10380917987494771685noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6581301806759577317.post-70286030618705550182018-05-09T12:10:00.002-05:002018-05-09T12:10:42.312-05:00I Love You in a Bowl<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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Or worse, they will assume something is wrong with you because you love them. They'll ask you why and how and then you'll have to go into a long monologue detailing all of the reasons your heart latched on to them like a facehugger from Alien. </div>
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There have been times I have wanted to tell someone I loved them just because I felt to not do so was a sin against the fortune I had been given, as if not taking advantage of that moment somehow offended the gods, because they moved mountains for that moment to become a reality and I was wasting it. </div>
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But no, I've had to hold my tongue far too often in this life. There are women I loved a long time ago and still love today but can't say a word because it would complicate things beyond comprehension. Telling them how I felt, and continue to feel, would fill the room (or intertubes) like a rapidly expanding and combustible gas. It would become something so awkward it would border on toxic. </div>
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I have lost count how many times I've made special dishes for women just so I could say "I love you" without words. Instead, I spelled the words out in dairy, sugar, and strawberries. Rather than eloquently recite a poem professing my fondness, I spelled with apples, oats, and brown sugar to make an apple crisp. </div>
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I have told a woman<i> "I would do anything for you"</i> by means of sushi and I have told a woman she was the first person I thought of in the morning and the last person I thought of when I went to bed by giving her a slice of custard pie. </div>
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I got my first ice cream maker about 13 or 14 years ago at a St. Vincent of DePaul thrift store for only $5.00. My first batch of ice cream was terrible but soon after I got the hang of it and embarked on a path of decadence that has taken me to all manner of pleasure. </div>
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I'm constantly making ice cream. Even though I'm spending money I can ill-afford to burn, I am making ice cream almost every week. And then I take pictures of it and post them online. I'll come back to the videos I posted on Youtube in a few paragraphs. </div>
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As for the ice cream itself, I give that way to people I care about. Neighbors, friends, and the select lady here and there. There have been women who have begged me to bring them ice cream and women who have begged me to stop. And when those moments came, I asked myself, "does she know I'm telling her how much I care about her with these bowls of ice cream?" </div>
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So what about those who are important to me but are too far away to actually try anything? That's where the pictures and videos come in to play. Food pron. I've been posting a lot of it recently because I want watch them and get hungry. On Twitter, I've been tagging people lately, because I want them to have happy things sing for their attention instead of dreary news stories about yet another stupid thing. </div>
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I used to think the fastest way to a woman's heart was through the ribcage. But after speaking to a few of them, I learned that old say, "the fastest way to a woman's heart is through her stomach." That's not true, either, but I'm going to go with it for now. </div>
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You have to be careful who you say "I love you" to because it might be the last time you speak to them. Nobody wants a big, creepy guy in a van mysteriously falling in love with them. Uninvited love is scary. I am incredibly aware of this and often say little, if anything, because I'd rather be the quiet one in her presence than the talkative one she avoids. </div>
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I'm not naive enough to think a woman will fall madly in love with me because I can make stuff in the kitchen. Far from it. In fact, I think it works against me on some level, because it detracts from the sparks and sexual tension that has to go into a budding relationship. But it gets a woman's attention and that's what I enjoy--the attention. The rest just isn't in the cards right now and I'm okay with that. For now, anyways. </div>
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Twenty-three years ago today, my dad drove his car as far as it would go until it ran out of gas in some remote section of Sevier County, Utah, where he rolled it to the side of the road, and shot himself in the head with a shotgun.<br />
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Some years this day passes me by and I don't even realize it. Some years it hits me and I deal with a rolodex of emotions. One year I'm angry, the next I'm depressed, and the next I'm upset.<br />
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This year, I'm scared.<br />
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I feel like my dad's life had some kind of groove or gravitational pull that was just too strong for him to escape and no matter what actions he took, his life was going to end the way it did. Somehow, I've repeated the patterns in his life only faster, and with a greater sense of urgency. I can see the same abyss that claimed him and I'm hurling toward it at twice the speed.<br />
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But I don't want to die alone in a car on the side of the road. It's bad enough statistically I'm going to die in this apartment and nobody will notice until they smell something. If it happens in the summertime, my window will be open, and people will walk along the sidewalk and there will be this stench...<br />
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My weight is back up to where it was when my friends had their intervention but I'm making changes. I've made changes.<br />
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I generally don't like "I'm gonna" or "I'm doing" statements because it always feels like a con. It's as if I've given myself enough wiggle room to somehow cheat they system. And cheating is how I got myself into this whole mess.<br />
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I got back into writing. I actually put words on paper. Granted, they were shitty and hollow, and clearly missing something, but that's to be expected when you scramble your brains up like I did for months at a stretch. It's almost as if I have all new brain cells and I have to whip them into shape so they can perform the way they're supposed to when I tell them to write.<br />
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But that's not true. Brain cells don't write. Fingers do. Fingers connected to an ass in the chair and eyes that aren't downloading crap. Lately it's been a lot of Youtube videos.<br />
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At least I'm out of the habit of watching people get mangled on Liveleak. I no longer need to see that. I've moved beyond emotional numbness so profound I need to see the extremes of humanity just so I can feel anything.<br />
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I got word a few weeks ago that I sold a short story. I really sold one. For the first time ever, I will receive payment in the form of money in exchange for a piece of fiction I wrote myself. They're even going to publish a picture of me and they didn't specify that I have to wear clothes.<br />
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I might even get my first nude photos published, too!<br />
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I've been making ice cream again. This is important. Ice cream is how I reach out to people. Ice cream is how I extend myself towards others and how I show love, gratitude, and affection. For me to make ice cream is a big step because it's just not something I do when I'm isolated and depressed.<br />
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It's something my dad never did. He never reached out to anybody that I know of and he didn't have friends. That's one of the biggest things I've done and it's what has made all the different. <br />
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I have the best goddamn friends in the world.<br />
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I have people who hug me and tell me not to give up because I'm important to them.<br />
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And as I write that last sentence, I try not to think about how I could have done that for my dad and if I had, would that have even made a difference? As he sat on the side of that road in the middle of nowhere, over 50 miles from the nearest town, he wrote his suicide note. It was about eight pages, that I can remember, and the only thing he said about me was "Ted always wanted me dead."<br />
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I didn't. But at the time I was just too angry at him to say much else.<br />
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My dad was a drunk who fried his brains. I hardly ever drink. Granted, I have my own monkeys to feed, but I'm dealing with them.<br />
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My dad destroyed his family. I try to tell myself I didn't destroy mine. Based on what I've gathered from so many others it is clear our fates were to be separated and nothing I could do would have changed that. It is now clear to me there was a very specific path they were to be on and my job was to get them on it. But they had to walk that path without me.<br />
<br />
Dad killed himself a week after his divorce from my mother was finalized. I've lost so much over the years and had so much taken from me, but somehow I still wake up in the morning. Maybe that's the key to all of this--just wake up and show up. And hug your friends when you can. Let them hug you and tell you how you are important to them because even though you don't believe it yourself, it's hard to deny the memory. You can't tell yourself that never happened and therefore, you can't tell yourself nobody cares.<br />
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Hugs are important like that.<br />
<br />
My dad rode his fate to the end without fighting. I'm fighting. Some moments I win, some I lose. But I take it moment by moment instead of day by day. A day is a huge chunk of time to throw in the garbage. A moment can be ignored. A moment is something you can just crumple into a ball and throw away, never thinking about again.<br />
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This way, when I get cravings for deep fried dough covered in sugar, and make a bunch of funnel cakes, I can avoid beating myself up over it. <br />
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Or when somebody goes into details about their sex life and triggers the fuck out of me until I'm anxious and ready to implode, I can unplug.<br />
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I'm not healthy but I'm not falling into the abyss anymore, either. I'm pulling up on the reins but there's a lot of momentum here and sometimes it's like I'm sliding on black ice. My dad didn't do that. He did the bare minimum needed to stay alive.<br />
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My future is in ice cream and fiction. The rest will work itself out in time. If I'm meant to die alone, then so be it. It sucks but some things just can't be fixed. All I can do is keep writing and keep making the ice cream. Whatever is supposed to happen after that will unfold. <br />
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G. Ted Theewenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10380917987494771685noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6581301806759577317.post-57038624971570659492018-03-07T13:00:00.001-06:002018-03-07T13:00:16.306-06:00Sending My Resume to the White House<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<br />
I swore I'd never again work in politics.<br />
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It was a mutual decision because I just don't fit in that culture very well. I tend to make bad jokes at all the wrong times to the wrong people.<br />
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One time, I was in a campaign meeting with some of the highest ranking people in the State of Illinois. The conversation drifted off to fine cigars.<br />
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"I found some great cigars out of Miami," said one elected official, who oversaw several powerful committees.<br />
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"I like those better than the ones I get out of Cuba," said another, even more highly ranked elected official. He was so high on the food chain, he could openly talk about getting illegal Cuban cigars.<br />
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"Yeah," said another. "I'm not a fan of Cubans."<br />
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Seeing my opening, I turned to one and said, "I don't like smoking Cubans--they scream too much when you light them up."<br />
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And their jaws all dropped as I walked out of the room.<br />
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So yeah, I didn't belong there. Not with those people.<br />
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I can tell you, when the indictments came down, and the men from the Secretary of State, along with George Ryan's other people, were charged with all kinds of corruption, the men in that room were so highly ranked they were untouchable and none of them had their names come up in the newspapers. Not a single one.<br />
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When the campaign was over, I wasn't offered a job in Springfield and I was glad. I shudder to think of what I might have turned into had I taken that job. I simply didn't belong and it took an internship to make me realize it.<br />
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But with the current administration in Washington, there's a chance for redemption. President Trump is going through staffers like tissue paper and I'm sure I could get in as an aide, advisor, or even as some kind of key staffer.<br />
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This is my chance to get back into politics and use that degree in Political Science for once.<br />
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The President would totally love me, too. I just know it.<br />
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I already know what to say in my interview, too.<br />
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"So, Mr. Theewen," they would ask. "What can you offer us here at the Trump White House?"<br />
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"I can offer you amazing service and excellent production. I would be so amazing, you would tell your kids about me. I would be incredible. So incredible, the President would tell Putin about me when they play golf together. I would be incredible. So incredible, you wouldn't believe it. You would be amazed at how incredible I'd be."<br />
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I would make a great advisor to President Trump, too. In the two weeks I would work there, I'd give him stellar advice about Russia, aliens, Area 51, and coming apocalypse.<br />
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And then he'd fire me.<br />
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That's just it--I wouldn't have to move to Washington. This would be a temp gig for sure. They wouldn't even bother with the security clearances because by the time they got them done, I'd be long gone.<br />
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Which is a good thing, when you think about it, because you guys know me and lets' face it--I couldn't get a legit clearance to take out the garbage at the White House, much less get close enough to offer advice on nuclear proliferation in the Middle East or why Russia should be ignored because they're our friends.<br />
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In fact, I'm still shocked and amazed I'm not on the Domestic Do Not Fly List. I checked for my name and sure enough, I'm not on there. Unless I'm on the secret one so many of those pesky brown people are on. I'm sure if I changed my name to something menacing like Muhammad they would give me the stink-eye but for now, good old Ted seems to have them totally fooled.<br />
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I'll admit I have a shitty past but since they're not doing security checks, I'm golden. It's like when an employer doesn't do a drop test and pretends to not see the track marks on the inside of an arm.<br />
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Bugs. I got bitten by bugs. Nothing to see here, move along.<br />
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I'd be a shoe-in for the Trump White House. I've never been to Russia, I've never been charged with sexual assault, sexual battery, sexual abuse, sexual har--well, okay, there was that one time. But she made that up. And those witnesses were lying. And I never sent those emails.<br />
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But that was a long time ago. I mean, who cares? It's not like I grabbed any woman by the pussy. And if I did, I certainly wouldn't brag about it. I've got <i>some</i> class.<br />
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Plus, I've never been arrested for domestic abuse and no woman has ever accused me of hitting them.<br />
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<i><b>Note to Porter: Get a van and some duct tape, you moron! How in the hell does somebody move up the food chain as far as you did without knowing how to cover your tracks? If you're going to be a violent abuser, at least know how to keep from getting dragged out in public and labled what you are. I mean, sure, I'm a sociopath, but it's not like I walk around with a sign that proudly proclaims it and I certainly don't let people who won't stay with me forever (wink wink) know about it. </b></i><br />
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So now that the White House is hiring people as fast as they can fire them, this is my golden opportunity.<br />
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Why?<br />
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Well it certainly isn't because I actually believe in them. It would be a bit of an embarrassment to admit you even work for them. But the White House? That's something completely different.<br />
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If you work for the White House, you get to add that to your resume forever, and it impresses a lot of people. So the next time I apply to flip burgers at some shitty fast-food place because I can't find a decent job anyplace else it'll totally impress the 20-something high school dropout doing the interview.<br />
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Who knows? Having that on my resume might actually help me get a job that doesn't involve getting kicked in the nuts daily for minimum wage. Just as long as it is something they can call to confirm, I'm golden.<br />
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I'm fairly certain that I would be fired within the first two weeks anyways. Number one--they seem to fire everybody. Or they "resign." That's a trick Ross Perot used to do. Everybody signed their Letter of Resignation on the day they were hired so when he fired them, he would just accept their resignation. That way, he didn't have to fire anybody, which always looks bad on a campaign. Or at least, it used to look bad, but in today's climate you can fire all the people you want and it doesn't matter. We've come to accept a lot of crap at this point in our history.<br />
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Quitting is bad, too, but not so much.<br />
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Another reason I'm sure I'll get fired is that I don't speak Russian. I'm sure that's important with this White House administration for some reason. I can drink vodka. I love to drink vodka. But I just can't speak Russian.<br />
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The other reason I'm sure to be fired is that I'm broke. I have no money at all and most people who work at the White House seem to be rich and born into money. People who are born into money carry themselves differently and you can just tell by their demeanor they have wealth. Poor fuckers like me always look like thieves and pickpockets whenever we stand next to them.<br />
<br />
Whenever I'm around a rich person, I feel like they see me as a carnie, and the best they can hope to get out of me is cheap weed and ways to rip off people they don't like.<br />
<br />
Now that I think about it, maybe that's why from time to time, people offer me money to kill people they want to make disappear. It totally makes sense now.<br />
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The biggest reason why I'll get fired in a couple of weeks by the Trump White House after being hired is that I have a hard time being nice to people who piss me off. There comes a time in this life when you simply cannot handle the company of fools and you need to let them know. My years as a writer and a telemarketer have honed my verbal skills into a weapon.<br />
<br />
I can strip flesh from bone with just a few words and I'm not afraid to do it.<br />
<br />
Should I be hired by the Trump White House, it would be only a matter of time before I snapped on somebody so hard they would run home to their mama in tears. It's happened before. I enjoy it but it's ugly for other people to see and it scares some folks.<br />
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With my luck they'd hire me to be the White House Spokesperson to step in for Sarah Huckabee Sanders when her eventual nervous breakdown manifests. You know it's just a matter of time before she collapses into a delirium mumbling "fake news motherfuckers..."<br />
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I have a lot of respect for her because you couldn't pay me enough to do that job. Not if you wanted me to do it with any kind of class or respect, anyways. I mean, I have no problems getting up there behind the podium and ripping each one of those people a new asshole. It would be fun, even. <br />
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I think working for this White House would be a whole bunch of running around from person to person, asking what we're doing, and then constantly monitoring Twitter to see what we're supposed to be working on. I also think it would be the perfect environment to hide and play video games in because nobody seems to know what's going on or who is supposed to do what. <br />
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An environment like that, one could get away with anything, like checking out their own FBI files unredacted. That would be a blast! I'd love to see my own FBI files without all of those black marker streaks across them. That way, I'd finally know who ratted me out. <br />
<br />
I'm going to title my resume "Amazing Staffer" and in my cover letter, I'm going to say how amazing I am and how I'll do amazing things for them once they hire me. But I am going to say I'll need a parking spot for my van. And assurances the Secret Service will stay out of it. Plus, whatever they do find, know that it isn't mine and I have no idea how it got there. <br />
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I can't wait! <br />
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G. Ted Theewenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10380917987494771685noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6581301806759577317.post-85827557452131145622018-02-25T20:26:00.000-06:002018-02-25T20:26:05.613-06:00A Matter of Soul<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Today is the Chinese New Year. This year is the Year of the Dog.<br />
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I haven't told many people about this but the entire reason I went to live in Asia for three years was because of a vision. I saw a Foo Dog as bright as a projected image on a screen. I was wide awake.<br />
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In my vision, he was emerald green and facing to the right. He was brilliant and ferocious. Stunning.<br />
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He hung around for a few seconds and faded away. That's how I knew I had to get to Asia.<br />
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Foo Dogs are guardians. They are most often seen at the front of buildings, one female and one male, protecting the building from negative spirits and emotions. <br />
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The cycle has come around again. Three days ago, I was wondering about my spirit animal. Two days ago, I was drawn Tarot Card reading, pulling cards for friends at their request. These cards I pulled were incredibly accurate and nothing about them was vague.<br />
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I just knew.<br />
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Today is the Chinese New Year.<br />
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Somebody is trying to tell me something and I just don't know what. It's maddening sometimes because I don't believe in coincidences. I just don't. I've seen too much shit and too many fucked up things to believe in randomness.<br />
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It's 3:10 AM and I can't sleep. Again. Withdrawals are a bitch. My legs are twitching and I keep getting cold chills that get me to the bone. Then my skin starts to burn. My body can't get comfortable.<br />
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I'm fighting this monster with everything I have and I'm winning. It's been a long, hard road, but I'm winning.<br />
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It's a matter of soul. All of this life is, really. Everything I've done in this life has been dictated by how I view my soul, and the path it is supposed to take, or be on. Maybe that's why I fall for women so hard. For me, it's not just about having fun. None of this is. Life is serious business to me and always has been.<br />
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That mindset goes against just about everybody else's outlook on life. I can't help it, though, because I was born serious. I've been around the block too many fucking times and I've had too many lives and my soul is too fucking old for games. Believe me--I wish I could lighten the fuck up. I have no idea how.<br />
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I've been angry and agitated all day today. Every little thing is pissing me off and I've snapped on more than a couple of people. I've had to keep my distance from others because I don't want to shit on them.<br />
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Maybe I need a pair of foo dogs to block out the negative spirits.<br />
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My apartment has been too quiet these past few months. I'm no longer being woken up at 3:33AM like I was for so long. Things aren't moving around my apartment at night. I haven't had a single appliance turn itself on and off in almost a year. I haven't heard the harbingers laughing and chatting amongst themselves in almost as long.<br />
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I miss it. I dearly miss the feeling of having somebody watch me or standing behind me. It's too quiet and it bugs me. A few months ago, something pulled my hair from behind. I was sitting at my computer and somebody gave my ponytail a tug. But those days are gone for now and it bothers me. I feel abandoned and left behind.<br />
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Again.<br />
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I swear I'm the only guy in the world who misses his ghosts.<br />
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Next week, I start a new job. I get the equipment on Monday, on Thursday we do the pre-flight stuff to make sure it's all connected right, and the Monday after that training begins. I still haven't gotten my unemployment because the State of Illinois is broke and drags its feet anytime it has to pay somebody.<br />
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So I do what I can to avoid losing my mind. It hasn't been easy. I can't write for some reason. I try and my brain short-circuits every time. It's annoying.<br />
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But now something is changing. I can feel it. Something spiritual is happening. The Universe is moving at all times and I can feel its focus on me. I'm either being put in play or aligned for something. I can feel it.<br />
<br />
When I say "aligned" that usually means a big foot is getting ready to kick me like a football through a goal post. I'll end up with a big boot print on my ass a long distance from where I was. It'll be chaos and will hurt like hell while I'm tumbling through the air but the landing is usually soft but confusing for a while. "How did I end up here? Where am I?"<br />
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That sort of thing.<br />
<br />
But there's a problem with living your life with faith The Universe (or some asshole deity) is going to watch your back. Sometimes, the answer to your prayers is "Go fuck yourself" and sometimes you will get dropped on your head. I've been dropped on my head a few times and having any faith whatsoever feels like being a codependent victim in an abusive relationship.<br />
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When you're an abused person in a relationship, you make excuses for the abuser, and say things like, "they did it because they love me" or "they know better than I do." People make the same excuses for Gods.<br />
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"God knows best" or "God did this because he loves me."<br />
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Abuse by any other name is still abuse.<br />
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So I don't go by faith. Instead, I look for paths, being mindful of opportunities as they present themselves. A soulful path through life is much better than being pushed and shoved around by somebody who sees you more as a mindless chess piece. I'm a person, not a function. <br />
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I'm getting really agitated right now I'm going to wrap this up. I feel like my skin is crawling and I want to tear it off, or slice it off, just so I can get out of it. I'm sweating but cold and I have the urge to shave my head but I wish I had hair down to my butt. It's like that all the time these days, too. Like I want to scream but I just don't have the energy for it. Everything everybody says is stupid and wrong but I don't feel like correcting them because it just won't work. Nobody cares about any opinion but their own so I just ignore them. <br />
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It's probably too late to put up a pair of foo dogs anyways. The damage has already been done and now it's just a matter of time. </div>
G. Ted Theewenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10380917987494771685noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6581301806759577317.post-70877428768095704722018-02-06T20:20:00.000-06:002018-02-06T20:20:09.359-06:00Et Serpentes Incipiunt Cantus<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
When I was an English as a Second Language (ESL) teacher in Korea, I taught the kids the "pull my finger" game, and it didn't go so well. They kept pulling their own fingers and trying to make themselves fart. It was something lost in translation and no matter what, I just couldn't teach that game, but oh I tried.<br />
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It's the curse of language. Writers will always try to get a message across and half the time it's muddled up in convoluted wording.<br />
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I've been a wreck this past week. For a guy as lucky has I've been you would think I'd have learned gratitude and all of those other noble attitudes but no.<br />
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I'm going to say this right here--I'm the luckiest fucking guy on the planet right now. I've got people watching my back and helping me through some seriously arduous times.<br />
<br />
To give you an idea of just how lucky I am, my car died. Bad enough, but my neighbor pulled apart the motor to replace the head gasket, which isn't an easy task. I've never done that kind of work before but he does it for a living. So, work all day, come home, and do your job for somebody else.<br />
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After all of that and putting the motor back together, he figured out my heads were warped, and that's why the gasket failed. My car was a dead horse.<br />
<br />
But wait!<br />
<br />
He finds a guy who just happens to have a car that runs but needs work and he gives it to him. Free. Along with the replacement part it needs.<br />
<br />
So, my neighbor, in the dead of winter, in between working full-time hours, puts this car on a trailer, drags it back here, and fixes it.<br />
<br />
Once we get the car off the trailer, drive it, and check some things he hands me the keys and says, "how do you like your car?"<br />
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When was the last time anybody has done that for you?<br />
<br />
But it gets better.<br />
<br />
Somebody sent me a prepaid Visa gift card out of the kindness of their heart because they knew the State of Illinois was screwing me on my unemployment. I didn't ask and they offered because they knew things were tight.<br />
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I have people watching out for me. I have people helping me. The universe, the Powers That Be, are taking good care of me right now.<br />
<br />
I even got a short story submitted. This story was commented on by some amazing people and I used their notes to make it awesome. I'm certain the place I submitted it to will be kind when they reject it. I'm afraid of being more optimistic than that, lest I curse myself, and make things even worse. <br />
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What's the difference between now and then?<br />
<br />
I asked the universe for help. And I did it in plain English with simple words. I was careful so nothing was lost in translation.<br />
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A couple of months ago, I stood in my apartment at 2:00 AM, shaking and shivering, twitching, chilled but my skin was on fire, and unable to sit because my legs had ants crawling in my muscles. I made my intentions clear.<br />
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A soul can scream out into the ether if the will behind it is strong enough. And I was so very tired of the bullshit. That always simplifies language.<br />
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"I need help!"<br />
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I was done. I was done with a lot of the bullshit in my life. I was done with how things were going. I was done with the choices I'd made and I was working on cleaning up a very large mess.<br />
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When you put that sort of message out into the universe, and you drive it out with the force of iron will, it resonates. It makes things very clear to anybody who is listening. The Powers that Be, the Gods, or whatever you believe in, and they will respond. That's when it gets ugly.<br />
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In the past few weeks, I've gotten knocked around a bunch. Choices have been made for me, things have ended I would have preferred to keep going, and people have entered my life who are incredible. They say you don't want to see sausage or laws being made and when you ask the Universe for help, it's the same way. It's ugly and brutal.<br />
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But it's right.<br />
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This feels right. I feel like I'm on the right path. It's been a long, hard road, but I know it's the right one. For the first time in a very long time, I can honestly say I'm headed in the right direction, and not be full of shit when I say it. I don't have to lie to myself and I don't have to lie to anybody else.<br />
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When you put that sort of message out there into the Universe, things change in ways you never imagined, like opportunities. Nothing gets done for you but the way is clear for you to bury your shoulder and drive with your legs forward into the unknown. <i>Keep your head up and feet moving, Bubba--don't stop until the ref blows the whistle.</i><br />
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I know not to mess with the Universe too much. Simple questions, simple needs. This is why I'm alone. I can't imagine the horror of dragging somebody else along for the ride through this roller coaster that went off the rails a long time ago.<br />
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Once again, I'm lucky.<br />
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I'd feel horribly guilty if I had somebody who made me a priority in their life as I dragged them through this hell-ride with me. It's better to be on my own for this. Sure, hugs are nice, but knowing you're dragging somebody too dumb to let go through this stretch of emotional broken glass is just too much.<br />
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The look of disappointment on the face of someone who cares as I relapse and lose this war is just something I could not bear to witness. Once again, the Universe has stepped in, so that won't be an issue.<br />
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It's a great night to write. It's snowing and there's nothing on television. I'm working on a novella that was missing something important until I figured out it needed a Little Timmy. Sadly, Little Timmy isn't going to make it, and his death will weigh heavily on our MC. I'm not sure how exactly I'm going to kill him off and how it will connect to the MC yet, so I've been playing around with it, waiting for Little Timmy to speak up and tell me how he buys the farm.<br />
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I'm writing because that's what the universe wants me to do. It's the only thing in my life that feels like forward progress to me. As many of you know, I feel a kinship with Darth Vader, and I always have. <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbqHEpn_K6Y" target="_blank">This week I found a video about his</a> character that solidified this connection for me even more. It is only through my writing that I can find any glimmer of light. <br />
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If this is what the Universe wants then I guess I'd better go with it.<br />
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G. Ted Theewenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10380917987494771685noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6581301806759577317.post-82469359671257023232018-01-15T19:38:00.000-06:002018-01-15T19:38:30.144-06:00Anxiety: The New Super-Fuel for 2018 II<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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I had high hopes for myself in this new year. But really that's another way of saying I put a great deal of pressure on myself to do amazing things suddenly and without build-up.<br />
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You know, just be awesome and let the rest of the shit work itself out magically.<br />
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Being awesome and getting awesome results aren't always the same thing. To get awesome results, you need to work hard for them, and often for a long time. I'll admit I haven't done shit.<br />
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Not a goddamned thing.<br />
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Today's Grand Accomplishment has been putting on pants and updating this blog. That's it. Oh, and I totally fucked up a pie crust.<br />
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I love to cook when I'm under stress. It's a thing with me. I throw some dough around, make a mess in the kitchen, and come up with something wonderful. Most of the time I pawn it off on my poor neighbors as a sort of consolation prize for having to put up with me.<br />
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Let's just say I don't close my drapes as often as I should and as many of you know, I'm very much adverse to wearing pants. I figure, if watching an old fat guy in his fudgies (if you're lucky) is what does it for you, then God bless you! Throw me a few bucks and I'll strike some poses while I'm at it. You know, a few provocative stances, showing off my unique physique.<br />
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And then there's the random curses shouted at hours just before dawn, the insane things that come out of my mouth randomly, and how I always seem to know exactly the wrong things to say at the right times.<br />
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Living even near me is an adventure. Next door? There had better be something in it for them.<br />
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So, I cook. I bake. I make all kinds of delicious goodies and I share.<br />
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I've been under a lot of stress so far this year. My car died two days before Christmas (blown head gasket). And then my job fucked me. I was working for a mail-order company and I was looking forward to some OT hours during the busy holiday shopping season. Instead, I was lucky to get half my scheduled hours. It's a long, stupid story to explain that one.<br />
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I say "was" because the day after Christmas, we were all fired by a group email.<br />
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So I'm now unemployed. I filed for unemployment but the State of Illinois hasn't started sending my checks yet. According to one website the checks are supposed to start 1-3 business days after I certify, which is their term for calling in, or logging into the website, and refreshing the claim while telling them I've been looking for work. I certified on the day they told me to and that was 6 days ago. Still no check.<br />
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I'm trying not to freak out here. I'm trying to just admit that Illinois is slow because the state employees have been scuttled down to a skeleton crew and now the average state worker does the job of a dozen people. I get it.<br />
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I'm trying not to freak out.<br />
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But the anxiety is thick. The anxiety has been building daily.<br />
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So, I bake.<br />
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Times like these, I turn to friends. But each and every one of them have been going through the same thing. Each one has something in their lives that's got them going through all kinds of stress.<br />
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Healthy framing means I acknowledge what's going on in their lives and show some empathy. Instead, it's triggering my abandonment issues. I feel like everybody is leaving me behind. <br />
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I'll admit I'm a handful. I tend to dump some horrendous stuff on people by the truckload. And dealing with somebody who is as close to the edge as I am can be stressful. Plus, most of my friends are women, and there is always the danger I'll get too close. That's happened a couple of times. <br />
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That is the worst kind of unrequited love, too. You burn. Inside, you are on fire, tormented by emotions you cannot express while they talk about how lonely they are or how they have needs. You want to be "the one" and you know you never will. So you keep quiet and silently burn. <br />
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It's a terrible feeling when a friend pulls away. You feel like you're a broken engine in an old car. Or a machine that suddenly started making defective parts, and you want to try to fix them, because if you can only go back and fix them, they'll come back and things will be as they were. If you could only go back and undo whatever it was you did, even if you didn't know what you did, then they would come back and stop ignoring you. <br />
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But life isn't like that. <br />
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None of us have a time machine to go back and fix whatever we did wrong. Plus, sometimes people move on and it's not even about us--it's about them and what they need. Or no longer need. <br />
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It doesn't make things feel any better. With all of the stress I'm under and how uncertain my future is, I would love to not feel like somebody who used up all of their talk time with a friend, and now they're on their own. <br />
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I should be writing. That's the truth of it. Instead of baking and farting around online, I should be writing. But for some reason, it's been an incredibly difficult thing for me to do, almost painful. <br />
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The mental version of bone-on-bone grinding. <br />
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I'm going to say something here that is as close to the truth as I can come: Writing is the only solution to most of my problems in life. Job, career, money, self-worth, emotional contentment, self-improvement, and spiritual healing. <br />
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The only way I will ever move forward is through writing. <br />
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So why is writing so difficult for me? <br />
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That's a question I've been asking myself for a long time. I've been beating myself over the head with it, actually, trying to find an answer. When I figure it out, I'll let you all know. <br />
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Until then, I'm going to continue baking amazing crap I shouldn't eat to give away to people I annoy the shit out of because I'm terrified they'll leave me. Wow, that sounds healthy. <br />
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G. Ted Theewenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10380917987494771685noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6581301806759577317.post-13314030927729981982018-01-08T17:05:00.000-06:002018-01-08T17:05:02.897-06:00The Anti-Vax Rabbit Hole<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
I always said I wouldn't get into politics on this blog but there is something that needs to be said. <br />
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The first time I heard about vaccines maybe being unhealthy was back in about 1994 when I was in college. I double-majored in English and Political Science and at the time was taking a class in regulation and regulatory protocols. The entire class was about how regulations begin and are administrated and adjusted. It was actually something I found interesting. Back then, I was a bit of a policy wonk, and loved diving into public policy issues. <br />
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As a project, each of us had to pick a topic regulated by the government, dive into it, and give a presentation on our progress. Obviously there were several throughout the semester. This way the professor could keep tabs on who was doing the work and who needed some help staying focused. It was a graduate-level class and it was so easy to flood the poor prof with information that the core essence would get lost. <br />
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My topic was on the growing interest in, and eventual reality of, internet regulations. Three of the students were mothers and the smartest of the group had chosen the regulations of vaccines since her child had just recently been given one and had plenty more coming. <br />
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She didn't go into this project thinking she would find people saying vaccines were bad. She didn't go into the project with that sort of bias. For her, she was focused on whether or not she was doing what was best for her child. It felt like she was killing two birds with one stone: First, she was educating herself as a parent and second, she was doing the easiest topic for her to get through this class. <br />
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In her first presentation, she went over some of the basic information she had found but at the end, she pointed out she had just found a series of articles and some information stating vaccines might not be what we're told. She said there were people arguing against the need for vaccines. It was clear she was looking forward to diving into those articles and whatever she had found because she was a parent worried about her child. <br />
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A few weeks later, her whole demeanor had changed, and she was going through all kinds of stats and information and connections. She had entered The Rabbit Hole. As a person who loves Rabbit Holes, I can tell you nothing quite compares to that high you get when you realize you've picked up the scent of something new and interesting. Sure, she was excited, but there was something else. <br />
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She had The Fear. <br />
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The Fear is that unshakable thing that grabs onto you and refuses to let go. For her, The Fear was stated in one simple, terrifying sentence: "Did I just put my child in danger?" <br />
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In recent years, the scientific and medical community has fought back against those who speak out against vaccines. I'm not a member of either community and I don't even remember what information she found all those years ago. All I remember was how afraid she was and how other mothers in the classroom were hearing her and they, too, were beginning to feel The Fear. <br />
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The professor suggested she talk to some people in the science department. Perhaps they could offer some perspective. I thought that was a great idea and I did the same on my end, in my own social circle, amongst people I knew to be knowledgeable (one was a biology major and another agricultural mechanics). <br />
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The next week, all of us reported similar results: We were scoffed at, laughed at, and spoken down to like we were idiots. There was a lot of eye-rolling and our heads were patted and we were told that while the science was obviously too complicated for us to understand, we were wrong and we should just know that. Then we were dismissed. <br />
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It was at that time I learned a valuable lesson about life--never dismiss somebody who has an emotionally-driven question about something you know about intimately. They came to you with a question and that means it's important to them. Be patient. Take your time. Explain it until they get it. <br />
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Dismissing a terrified mother because she doesn't understand something complex the way you do will only fuel her distrust of what you say and further her efforts down the wrong path. We call it "mansplaining" now, which is a terrible word because it really doesn't convey the arrogance as well as it condemns 47% of the population because of their chromosomes. <br />
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I will say, with all sincerity, that the dismissive and arrogant attitudes of the scientific and medical community when answering the concerns of these parents fueled the anti-vax movement into something it should have never become. <br />
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Nobody likes being talked down to and nobody likes being treated like an idiot. When somebody has a genuine fear of something they don't understand, you have an obligation to help them understand, and not dismiss them with a shrug and a roll of the eyes. It's rude and it makes a person question the legitimacy of your answers. <br />
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This student I was in the class with was shaking. Her hands were shaking. Back then, they were just starting to question if autism and vaccines were connected somehow and she was asking herself, "What did I just do to my child?" The other mothers were afraid, too. As one said, "I feel like we're not being told all of the information and it pisses me off." <br />
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That's was patronizing, dismissive answers will get you. <br />
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This was before Google. This was before much of the scientific data was put online. Back then, a few of us had Netscape Ver 1.0 on a floppy disk, and that's what we used to get on Lycos and look for stuff. So it meant library time and complex data many of us just didn't have the scientific understanding to comprehend. <br />
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At some point in the last five or six years, things changed. Members of the medical and scientific communities both realized that in order for this anti-vax movement to be stopped, people need to understand the science behind it. And in order to communicate this information effectively, you need to be able to address people as human beings with empathy and kindness. Instead of blowing them off as crazy or stupid because they don't have the education in science you have, take the time to explain things in a way they will understand. <br />
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This pattern has fueled a lot of the various things labeled "pseudo-science" and "snake oil" Is it any wonder why so many of these fields of alternative medicine are lead and practiced by women? Often the patterns of patriarchy are reflected in the fields of medicine and science so no wonder patronizing sighs and pats on the head just don't reassure anybody. <br />
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Homeopathic remedies are often rooted historically in the practices of women who were once burned at the stake for witchcraft. Once again, the same pattern is repeated over and over again. These so-called witches were known as "Wise ones" and were educated better at healing for centuries than the best doctors of the day. It's only in the last 100 years or so our species has seen a change to where those educated in medicine reliable people to look to for healing and recovery. <br />
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And it's clear modern medicine still has a long way to go.<br />
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The homeopathic practices are still challenging the medical field. I have a good friend who is struggling with a thyroid condition and she's had to educate herself on some very complex subjects. Part of the reasoning is just how expensive medicine and medical treatment has become and the other is just how successful homeopathic remedies can be, when administered properly. <br />
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Sure, I don't agree with much of what Gwyneth Paltrow puts out there, and it seems a bit like snake oil mixed with cultish devotion, but some of the attacks on her fans comes close to misogynism. <br />
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I'll admit I questioned the validity of vaccines for a while. Part of it was how I simply do not trust those who dismiss others when they come with honest questions. It often felt like I was a kid again, telling my dad about a problem with the car. He would nod his head and go back to drinking his beer, then a week later I would be stranded someplace, because that problem got worse and nothing was done about it. <br />
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The other reason I questioned vaccines was because of how much I knew the pharmaceutical companies manipulated our government. As I said, I was majoring in Poli Sci. I knew how much money these companies were spending in Washington and I knew how much money they were flooding into elections. I also knew the underhanded tricks they employed against anybody who questioned them. How can anybody trust information coming from somebody like that? <br />
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I've noticed how recently more and more people from the scientific and medical communities have come forward with more personal and editorial articles about the need for caution when seeking out alternative treatments. Instead of flooding the articles and videos with facts and stats, they've put a personal face out there, and stopped treating the public like a bunch of potatoes. <br />
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These people are still demeaning anybody who uses homeopathy but at least they're not calling all of us stupid, which is a nice start. </div>
G. Ted Theewenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10380917987494771685noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6581301806759577317.post-851332936343821012017-12-31T20:28:00.000-06:002017-12-31T20:28:31.108-06:00Goodbye, 2017. Please Kiss Me First, 2018<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
We should all get Participation Trophies for 2017.<br />
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You know, one of those generic trophies that says "As long as you had fun, you won!" But that wouldn't really cover shitshow 2017 was, would it?<br />
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Perhaps a Golden Turd.<br />
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It's important to reward those who so richly deserve to have their efforts recognized. This year sucked. Normally I'd personify the year and come up with some kind of witty dialog to illustrate just how badly it sucked but honestly, at this point, it's just too much.<br />
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Perhaps we should offer other awards for this year.<br />
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This year was so bad, I feel like I can't really speak the words but instead I have to use a doll to point at the places where 2017 hurt me. The problem is, so much of what happened this year was self-inflicted. </div>
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I did a lot of it to myself. I wish I could say it was all "them" or "that" but no, I'm self-destructive. </div>
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I'm starting to feel like crap. I'm thinking somebody gave me their bug. Because it's so damned cold out, and I don't have a car to drive anywhere, I'm kind of stuck here. And I don't have a job, either. I lost that a day after Christmas. The car died two days before Christmas. </div>
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What this all means is I'm sliding into 2018 ready for some serious changes. I'm ready, too. I'm ready to blast into 2018 like a 10 year-old shithead on a sugar rush in Walmart on the day they put out the toys for Christmas. Come at me, bro. </div>
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G. Ted Theewenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10380917987494771685noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6581301806759577317.post-91059802790167628842017-12-24T23:21:00.000-06:002017-12-24T23:21:12.777-06:00The Ghost of Jacob Marley's Shithead Grandson<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
It's Christmas Eve. <br />
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Thankfully I'm not with my family. My car showed mercy upon me and died. I'm thinking it's most likely a blown head gasket. I say it's a mercy because it snowed today and my tires are bald. <br />
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Better stuck at home than in a ditch with broken bones sticking out of my skin as my car burns with me trapped inside. I say that's my luck but the truth is The Powers That Be would never do that to me. They'd never let me out of this rotten manure pit hurling through the cold dark of space so easily. I'm fucking immortal.<br />
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That's a bitter thing to say but honest depending on your perspective. But that's all about what life is supposed to be, right? Perspective? How we frame something is supposed to make it a reality, they say. <br />
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I've been getting better at framing things in a more positive light. I hate it, though. I feel like Karl Rove standing behind Rupert Murdoch with a hand on his shoulder, whispering in his ear. It feels like self-propaganda as if I'm somehow spinning reality to fit the narrative. <br />
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It feels false to me to say this Christmas Eve is somehow not bad at all. After how rough these past few weeks have been and all, to say simply that things aren't all that bad feels disingenuine but it's the healthy choice. It's the healthy path. <br />
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Self-deception can go both ways, I guess. You can lie to yourself and tell yourself all kinds of stories about how you've gotten a lot of positive things done despite the harsh terrain. Or you can totally discount your progress as inconsequential because you're not this enough or that enough. For some reason I am perfectly content to discount myself but even remotely being positive is about as comfortable as shoving a cactus up my arse. <br />
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Tonight I walked up and down a flight of stairs without issue. I even carried laundry baskets full of wet clothes without having to stop and take each step one at a time, or keep the basket on the steps while I repeated the tedious trek. Put the basket on the highest step you can reach, put both hands on the walls, take one step at a time until you catch up to where you set the basket, then repeat. <br />
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That's how I used to go up the stairs leading out of my basement where the washing machine is located. It was a rough journey, too. My knees would feel like they were about to blow out and I wasn't nearly as stable as a toddler just learning how to walk. I was terrified of falling. <br />
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That's a reality when you're too big to move around much. You know if you fall down you're fucked. Proper fucked. Because you're not getting up that easily and when you're a loner like me, that means you might be on the floor for a while. <br />
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When I was a kid, my grandma's sister, Naoma, fell down and was pinned between the couch and the radiator in her apartment. She was horribly burned because she was stuck there for over a day. She was in the hospital for almost a month. That's not going to be me. I'm careful. I'd much rather learn from the tragedy of others than from my own mistakes, miscues, and missteps. <br />
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The Frank Capra classic "It's a Wonderful Life" is on television right now. It's an annual thing I haven't watched since I was in college. I always found it a hard movie to watch. Capra was a genius in his day for making the audience sympathize with his main characters. <br />
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Just like George Bailey, we've all made choice we thought were best for other people. <br />
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Something's been bugging me lately. Well, okay, a lot has been bugging me. I try to reframe it but it's still there. It's the self-destructive thing again. The things I have ruined. <br />
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I've bitched and complained about relationships I've tanked plenty but I've never mentioned how I've done the same with jobs and other aspects of my life. Right now I'm faced with some decisions about my employment and I'm wondering if I'm going to repeat those mistakes over and over again. It's bad enough I can't be happy for more than 24 hours with a woman but I'm almost as bad with jobs. <br />
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If the job is utter shit, I stay. If the job is really bad, I'll apply twice and stop by once a day until they give me the damned job. Usually it's something horrible like shoving a cactus up my arse for minimum wage and a bonus for extra needles they take away routinely because sometimes the cacti are too smooth. That's my dream job and I've done that job with a dozen employers over the past 20 years. <br />
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I wouldn't know what to do with a good job that paid well. I'd just blow that extra money on all the bills I've neglected for the past 30 years anyways.<br />
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But this is the season of re-framing things and being positive. I have no idea how to reframe this one. I don't have a fucking clue how to spin this shitty story into something positive. <br />
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But on this Christmas Eve, while I sit alone and monitor a quiet internet because everybody is with family and people who care about them, I can say I've done more this holiday season to rise above the darkness that always consumes me. I have done more positive things for myself than ever before and I have made more progress than I thought possible. I might not be hitting any home runs in my life but I've made positive steps in the right direction. <br />
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That's not bullshit spin control, either. That's truth. So sure, a year ago I was a basket case, and my brain spun around like a centrifuge, while I lined up another kamikaze ran into the dirt, but that's not happening this year. This year, I've gone full Bill O'Reilly and Wolfe Blitzer, and I'm telling a positive story--truth be damned. </div>
G. Ted Theewenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10380917987494771685noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6581301806759577317.post-91899121971499629562017-12-18T23:25:00.000-06:002017-12-18T23:25:16.017-06:00The Quest for New Memories<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
My wife and I were married on December, 18th. Today. And it was 18 years ago. <br />
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I'm not doing well. I never do, either. <br />
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I hate the fucking holidays for a lot of reasons. This is one of them. To me, this day is a reminder that I used to be happy. <br />
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Here's a memory I always go back to in my head: My wife and I, sitting in our small apartment in Seoul, in the Ewha District, as she holds our daughter. Raven is drinking from her bottle and I'm petting our dog, Charlie. Charlie is laying down and Seung-Hee, my wife, is looking at me and smiling. We're talking about how lucky we are. We're talking about how fortunate we are to have gotten to the point we're at and how incredibly grateful we both were to have what we had because neither of us thought it was possible. Not for us. Not in our lives. <br />
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My wife and I both remembered where we came from. Her life wasn't very good, either. And she wasn't looking to meet anybody when we first met. Our first dates weren't even dates. I was teaching her English via e-mails and both of us had very shitty weeks. I was starving for something other than the few dishes I knew and I told her--be my food guide and I'll take you out to dinner. <br />
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That was our first few dates. They weren't dates--she was teaching me about Korean food and I was teaching her English. <br />
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In short time, we discovered something about each other--we respected each other on an emotional level. She knew I wasn't going to be some drunken asshole, I wasn't violent, I didn't yell, and I didn't push her around or bully her. I respected her thoughts and feelings, asked her rationally what she thought about things, and we made choices based on a calm, respectful conversation. <br />
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Most of the time. I was an asshole sometimes. I'll admit this. And there were times when she was very controlling and jealous. Plus, she really didn't like my darker side, which I kept very hidden from her. Gladly, too. I wanted to be for her what she wanted me to be. <br />
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On that night, I knew I'd finally had everything I've ever wanted out of life. I had a family. That's all I wanted. That was the ultimate goal for me--a family. I wanted to do it better than my dad. I wanted to be a better husband than him, too. I wanted to start from the beginning with a family and be the man I knew I could be for somebody who cared about me the way I cared about them. <br />
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And I lost it. All of it. I had it and lost it all.<br />
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I won't go through the long, shitty story but suffice to say I lost everything no matter what I did, how hard I fought, and it left me devastated. <br />
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Is there anything worse than knowing what you have and then losing it? <br />
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On this day, every year, I am reminded that I was happy once. I was happy once, goddammit! And I can't get it back no matter what I do. Losing my family changed me in a thousand ways and I'm no longer the person I was. If my wife saw me today she wouldn't even recognize me. I'm not the guy she fell in love with anymore. <br />
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I've tried to get back what I had and I just can't. It's like they were taken from me because I had to fall apart. I had to be damaged. Fate had plans other than happiness. <br />
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And sometimes the answers to our prayers is "Go fuck yourself." <br />
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When December 18th rolls around, it feels like I haven't been happy since I lost them and that no matter what I do, I never will be again. Every effort will be nothing more than a feeble attempt at a replacement for what I had so I can lie to myself and make believe it's ok. <br />
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But all of that is nothing compared to the guilt. My wife forgave me. Our last conversation on the phone was her forgiving me for all that happened. She said she knew it wasn't my fault and I gave it my best, but there were too many things happening at once and it just wasn't allowed by fate. <br />
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It is a punch in the gut to have someone you failed forgive you and tell you she still loves you. I wish she had told me she hated me. I wish she told me she wanted to shoot me in the face. I wish she had told me, "If I ever see you again, I'm going to throw acid in your face and cut off your various body parts, you son of a bitch!" <br />
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But no, she was the woman I knew she was when I married her. She forgave me. <br />
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I feel like I've ruined her life. I feel like I have exposed her to all kinds of horrible shit because it's Korea and dangerous for women. I feel like I'm responsible for everything bad that has happened to her since I left. And I am responsible. She was my responsibility and I failed her. Fate and the gods be damned, the blame rests at my feet, no matter how many incredibly weird things happened to destroy our marriage. <br />
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But here's something I'm starting to consider after friends pointed out a different perspective: What if it wasn't about me? What if all of those times I got back up and came so close to getting them back only to be derailed by something was Fate and the universe removing me from their lives so they could walk their own path? <br />
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What if it wasn't about me at all? What if they needed me to be removed from them so they could grow in their own ways? <br />
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I've blamed myself for things that were totally out of my control for a long time. Long enough, really. I'm afraid to let this go, though. I'm afraid to walk away and I don't know why. But I can't keep living like this. I can't keep punishing and tormenting myself for things in the past I couldn't control in the lives of people who deserve their own fate. <br />
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In the past, I have written a letter to my daughter, explaining to her how badly the guilt I have carried around for years has eaten away at me. I shared that with some but a friend suggested I do it again and this time, keep it private. The goal of this is to communicate with my wife's higher self on a soulful level. Those vibrations are important. She might not hear me directly but she will in her heart. <br />
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I can't contact my family. They moved when I was homeless and I didn't get my mail, so I lost contact with them and I have no way of finding them. It's done. I wrote the letter to my wife tonight and I feel better because of it. I didn't say "goodbye" as much as I released myself from the bonds of guilt, anger, and loss. <br />
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I feel like I made a step in the right direction today. It's going to be a long journey and it might take a long time for me to let go of this. I'm still angry and incredibly upset. I think part of that is because I just haven't dealt with this much and instead buried things because I just couldn't deal with it. Maybe one day I'll find some kind of happiness. I'm trying. I really am. I'm not sure what to do next but I feel another lesson will present itself later on down the road. <br />
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For now, I will accept that I have lost happiness, and hope it doesn't last forever. It often feels like it is forever but I've been wrong before. I hope I'm wrong about this. <br />
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G. Ted Theewenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10380917987494771685noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6581301806759577317.post-91080133373745054682017-12-13T23:53:00.002-06:002017-12-13T23:53:52.480-06:00Love Songs of a Kamikaze<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Earlier this week I reminded somebody the entire reason I'm making all of these changes is because I don't want to die alone. Sure, the world is full of people who die alone. Thousands of people a day die alone. I don't want to be one of them.<br />
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Yet I have structured my entire life to keep women away. Not at a distance. Not at a certain length. Away. Totally and completely away. </div>
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Oddly enough, all but a couple of my closest friends are women, but we can ignore that. Nothing is going on with any of them. No friends with benefits, no friends with an occasional hook up, or anything like that. </div>
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In fact, my friends don't talk about sex at all with me. I love that about them. I love not hearing about their sex lives and I love that all but one never sends me naked pics of themselves. </div>
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I'm not like other men. I know this about myself. I don't watch porn, and in the past few years, all things sexual have become abhorrent to me. To say I get uncomfortable when a woman talks about her sex life is an understatement. </div>
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This week I've been having a lot of nightmares. On Monday morning, my alarm woke me out of a nightmare about a woman cutting off my Mr. Happy. She was laughing and just as the alarm woke me, the blood was beginning to gush. And it really hurt.<br />
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That nightmare probably says more about how I react to women than I'd spell out in plain words.<br />
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I don't hate women. Quite the contrary. I fear them. I'm terrified by them. I see them as either a friend or a vicious, carnivorous predator ready to rip organs out of my body and feast upon them. When I see a beautiful woman, I see claws, fangs, and bloodlust.<br />
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No grey area, either. One or the other.<br />
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It's part of the reason I seek out women who are unobtainable. My dream girl is over 1000 miles away, totally out of my league if we were to meet face-to-face, and possibly married. Knowing I'll never meet her is best. Knowing she'll keep me her dark secret is even better. Sure, it sucks she'll never tell her friends about the weird guy in the creepy van, but it's best this way.<br />
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But all of that doesn't matter. It really doesn't.<br />
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Within 24 hours of being happy, I will self-destruct. I will ruin everything and totally make a huge mess of things. I've done it way too many times.<br />
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If the most intelligent, witty, kind, and beautiful woman came to me and told me she felt a connection with me, within 24 hours I would do something stupid to drive a wedge between us. I would tell her something about myself out of context that would make her realize I was a mistake. It would be the truth, but it would be a random thing out of context, and she would have to realize things were wrong.<br />
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I self destruct whenever things are going well. I don't know why.<br />
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I've lost weight. I've made progress. I've been doing so well. But too many people have complimented me and encouraged me. I've been starting to feel like I'm not a waste of flesh and that there might be a better future than the one I imagined.<br />
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So, I've been eating carbs. I've been eating chocolate, ice cream, and bread sticks.<br />
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I can blame all kinds of things. Budget, food costs, etc. But no, this is me self destructing again.<br />
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I can't stop it. I have to destroy anything that brings me happiness or puts me on a path to a better life. And I don't know why I do it. I just don't.<br />
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One of the reasons I've stopped connecting with women was because I just can't bring myself to hurt another one with my self destructive instincts. It's instinct at this point--I just do it without even thinking about it. And it kills me to know how badly I've hurt women who cared about me.<br />
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I don't know why I do that. I really don't.<br />
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I keep going back to that quote from Milton's <i>Paradise Lost</i> they used in the movie The Crow. <br />
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Am I really that bad? <br />
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I can't be, but somehow I have developed a self-perception that is and it has tainted everything around me. <br />
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I keep going back to a memory from not too long ago. I cared about her, she told me she cared about me. And then the clock started to tick. Within 24 hours it was done. I'd fucked it all up. <br />
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Again. <br />
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I was furious with myself. I still am. And it still hurts. Just 24 hours and I'm still angry at myself for fucking it all up. I hurt a woman deeply just because she was stupid enough to care about a guy like me. <br />
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I'm working on sorting this out. Last week I had the realization that all of my perceptions of self, since as far back as I can remember, were based on the valuation given by broken people with issues. People who were deeply hurt and from painful pasts who could only cope with alcohol and violence and rage. <br />
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When I was three and a half years old, I watched my babysitter throw her drunken husband down a flight of stairs and proceed to beat him with a vacuum hose while he begged her to stop. I was sitting at the base of the stairs. I pulled my knees up to my chest and covered my eyes with my hands while I shook with fear. <br />
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When I was about four and a half or five, somebody giving me a bath suddenly flew into a rage, grabbed me by the back of my head, and shoved my head under the water. They held it there for a long time and I was certain I was going to die. I ran out of air and let go, knowing that was how it was going to end. Then, they suddenly pulled me up out of the water. They were pale, shaking, and crying. We went downstairs to have some orange juice and never spoke of it again. <br />
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Food healed the hurt that night and made it all better. Another pattern I need to work on. <br />
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Somehow, I took moments like that, and instead of assigning blame to the people doing the deeds, I turned them around on myself. I somehow twisted events like that into meaning that I was a bad person. I have no idea how that bit of logic worked out but that's what I did. <br />
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I thought, for my entire life, there was something fundamentally and centrally flawed about me as a human being when all along it wasn't about me. Even decades ago, when I learned it wasn't about me, I kept the original self worth and self identity. Despite knowing and understanding the world I grew up in, I maintained the flawed perspective that got me into this mess. <br />
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The old lens through which I looked at myself is falling apart and good riddance. I am working on developing a new one. For so long, I always saw myself reflected in the eyes of others. So when somebody liked me, I instantly thought they were somehow flawed themselves, and of poor judgement. I knew who and what I was, why didn't they? <br />
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I am now re-thinking and reinventing everything I knew about myself. I am looking at how I came to believe in who and what I am, then trying to see where those perceptions were false. I have no clue what to do after that. <br />
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I have people who are helping me and guiding me along but this is scary shit sometimes. But sometimes, it's like being able to re-take a driver's license photo. I get to have a more honest appraisal of who I am. <br />
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I have to fix this. I just have to. I'm self destructing in a thousand ways with a dozen choices every hour. I don't want to die alone because I have the instincts of a Kamikaze pilot with a hundred kills painted on my side. But more importantly, I can't hurt any more women. I just can't. I feel so horrible already and knowing I can't control this makes it worse. <br />
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After a while, it becomes just another sick cosmic joke. The guy with severe abandonment issues self destructs when he finds anything close to happiness. You can only tell a woman you're sorry so many times before they start to think you're doing it all on purpose. Or worse, they realize just how far gone you are mentally, and how they need to run. You feel like a monster when that happens. Inhuman. It's hard to apply the new self valuation and perceptions of self when she's backing away like a woman in Hannibal Lecter's kitchen after she sees a couple of toes in the garbage disposal. <br />
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A lot is changing. I know that I am changing, too. I am changing in the most positive way I know how and with the help and aid of friends who genuinely care about me. I'm not sure who I am but I am starting to narrow it down a bit more every day. I'm very curious about what I'll come up with. </div>
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G. Ted Theewenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10380917987494771685noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6581301806759577317.post-42030273401492600162017-12-03T00:21:00.001-06:002017-12-03T00:21:22.121-06:00Small Victories on a Good Day<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
It's almost midnight. I'm exhausted, in a good mood, and I almost typed the word "happy." <br />
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Almost. I stopped myself and deleted the few letters I got out. I mean, I don't want to get too crazy here. <br />
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I left my apartment. <br />
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I don't normally do that. There's a little girl I'll leave it for but that's about it. She's very special to me and I love being her creepy uncle. <br />
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Today, for the first time in well over four years, I left my apartment for a destination that was more than an hour away and new to me. I was so anxious the night before I didn't sleep until 6am. <br />
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When the time came to leave, I was even more anxious. Anxiety is like a big, dark monster riding on your shoulders, licking the back of your ear as it delightfully tells you all the awful shit that is waiting for you outside the door. <br />
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You can hear it smile as it sings in whispers about all the things that will go wrong and how horrible it will be. <br />
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You believe it because you remember. It's hard to forget things and you know what's out there. It's even harder to ignore and just go on with your day. <br />
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But I left my apartment. <br />
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It wasn't easy. I had to work up to it and because of that I was running late. I slept late, too, because I didn't sleep at all the night before. Such is the penalty of anxiety. <br />
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The road trip was supposed to take three hours. <br />
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On the way there, I saw a cow giving birth not more than 20 feet from the road. Nobody was there to help or do anything about it. Such is Wisconsin, I guess. <br />
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There were several times I almost stopped, turned around, and came back. I was so uncomfortable with what I was doing it was almost too much. But I brushed aside those thoughts as false and just kept on going. <br />
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I made a few wrong turns on the way. Instead of three hours, it took me more than four to get up there. And I couldn't stay long because I have to work tomorrow morning. Oh joy of joys. <br />
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I even audibled mid-way through and changed the route. Instead of bypassing Madison via county roads, I got tired of following tractors, and went through Madison anyways. <br />
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But it was nice. I made it safe and sound. <br />
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Here's the weird part that gets me--the anxiety went away once I got about 1/3 of the way there. Even when it was clear I'd made a wrong turn here and there, I wasn't nearly as anxious as I was when I first got into my car. That doesn't make any sense to me but that's the truth of it. <br />
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Today had some great moments. Not only did I leave my apartment and go someplace new, I was able to tilt my steering wheel down two positions for the first time. Since I've had that car, I've kept the wheel tilted up all the way. Just four months ago, it was rubbing on my belly. Today, I had several inches of space to work with, and I was able to tilt that wheel down. <br />
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That was a good moment. It meant progress for me. Tangible progress. Instead of feeling like I've lost weight, I had something to measure, and show. <br />
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I feel like I've done something today. A milestone of sorts. I unlocked an achievement and levelled up. <br />
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And it feels good. I can honestly say that. It feels good. </div>
G. Ted Theewenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10380917987494771685noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6581301806759577317.post-65861306893771822982017-11-24T03:21:00.001-06:002017-11-24T03:21:29.737-06:00Be Thankful and Get On With It! <div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
I'm lucky. <br />
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I know I often bitch and complain about paper cuts and other terminal injuries here but I know in my heart I'm lucky. <br />
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I'm lucky I have friends who give a shit about me. <br />
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I have friends who actually care if I live or die. I have friends who say things like, "Ted, don't die on me" or "I would really be hurt if you died." <br />
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I have friends who watch out for me when I don't watch out for myself. There have been times this year when I simply did not care about the consequences of my actions and my friends did. Not only that, they stepped in and actively brought my attention to such things, and tried to steer me away from bad choices. <br />
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Not that I listen, mind you, but they tried. A for effort, right? <br />
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I'm not going to insult myself today. I'm not going to make a bunch of self-deprecating jokes, either. Instead, I will say that I was on my way out and I didn't care but they did. My friends cared. <br />
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I'm lucky enough to have friends who invite me over to their house for Thanksgiving because they know if they don't, I'll sit around at home and binge-watch crap like Lucifer. <br />
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I'm lucky enough to have friends who know me well enough to know I need to hear positive affirmations because it's hard for me to do it myself. My friends know I have a lot of negative programming to overcome and they are doing their best to re-write that programming to reflect a positive self-image. I can't do that myself. I need friends to help me. <br />
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I'm lucky enough to have friends who put up with my self-pity as I wallow in the pit I dug for myself. <br />
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I'm lucky enough to have friends who listen to me complain about being alone after self-sabotaging just about every single relationship I've ever had. <br />
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I'm lucky enough to have friends who help me get the ice cream out of my freezer so I don't sit around eating it while binge-watching crap like Lucifer. I have no idea why I keep watching that show but I do. It's really not very good. Lucifer is a pansy, his romantic interest is clueless, and his mother is so conflicted I keep waiting for her to split into two people. All the while, they talk about God as if he's some drunken father stumbling around with a bottle of cheap whiskey. <br />
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I'm lucky enough to have friends who know about healing, recovery, and holistic methods for curing ailments that are often self-inflicted. I never used to know much about that sort of thing. I never cared. I knew where I was going on pulling up and out of that nose-dive just wasn't part of the plan. But my friends knew better and now that I'm making the effort, they're supplying the tools. <br />
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I'm lucky enough to have friends who hug me and tell me I'm important to not only them but to the rest of the world and losing me would be bad for everybody. <br />
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I'm lucky enough to have friends who made sure I went to see a doctor when I was perfectly content to just let nature take it's course. <br />
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I'm lucky enough to have friends who watch out for me when it comes to women because I tend to be an emotional moth with a streetlamp. Oh, you aren't repulsed by me? I'll just gravitate towards you until you tell me you're not interested in anything other than friendship and totally destroy me because I banked everything on you being my salvation. <br />
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Until I self-sabotage and self-destruct right in front of you, of course. <br />
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I'm lucky I have friends who are there to help me pick up the pieces and wrap them all up with duct tape so I can do it all again a few months later. <br />
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I'm lucky I have friends who don't roll their eyes when I tell them about the new "She's the one" every couple of months. <br />
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I'm lucky I have friends who are happy for me when I announce some small victory because I'm so used to having every victory taken from me that I disqualify them myself now. Just lost a few pounds? Those are the garbage pounds early on. Don't mean anything. Just put on a pair of pants I haven't been able to wear in over a year? Garbage pounds, no big deal. <br />
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Tonight, I walked down a flight of stairs with a load of laundry and back up. I was able to do so without pain, or having to go slowly, because of fear of falling or bad knees. The lost weight is the reason for that. I could discount that achievement by saying a lot of things. My friends won't allow that and cheer for me when I'm not capable of being happy for myself. <br />
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I'm lucky to have friends who understand that even a minor victory is still a victory. <br />
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I'm lucky to have friends who didn't turn their backs and forget about me even though I removed myself from as much of life as possible. <br />
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So yes, I'm thankful. I'm thankful for a lot of things but more importantly, I'm thankful for people. I'm here because of the people in my life. Things aren't nearly as important as people. Things are just things. Situations can be managed. It's the people who make the real difference in our lives. <br />
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I'm afraid of admitting this. The last time I expressed gratitude like this it was with my wife. We were talking about how great things were. I was holding our daughter and she was laughing as I blew raspberries into her belly. My wife and I were acknowledging how good things were for us. Within a few short weeks, all Hell broke loose, and everything was shattered. <br />
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I don't think I could survive another one of those. But fear is the mind-killer and so I'm confronting Fate by acknowledging that I'm lucky to have the people in my life that I do. I feel incredibly vulnerable right now but ungratefulness is the worst sin of all. Not acknowledging what you've been given diminishes just how great that gift is so saying nothing is far worse. <br />
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I'm lucky. Please, Fate, don't take this away from me, too. </div>
G. Ted Theewenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10380917987494771685noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6581301806759577317.post-2907099059152481772017-11-15T16:34:00.003-06:002017-11-15T16:34:58.318-06:00Are You There, Lucifer? It's Me, Ted. <div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
I'm making huge changes in my life right now. Worse, huge changes out of my control are happening around me.<br />
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It used to be, when those things happened, I retreated. I couldn't deal with it so I retreated into the comfort of oblivion. I unplugged as far as I could. One time I almost ended up in the ER.<br />
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Not that I would have called for help or made an attempt to pass out in a public space so somebody could find me. Had I really OD'd and died, I would have rotted in my apartment, and nobody would have known until one day all anybody could smell was rotten, dead fat guy.<br />
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The worms would have been crawling all over me as flies do tend to lay their eggs.<br />
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I just didn't care.<br />
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As long as I could run away, it was okay with me, because oblivion was always preferable.<br />
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But now that's not an option and I've made choices that have put me on a path that eliminates those ways to hide. I'm told it'll make me happier later on down the road but right now it just sucks.<br />
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Case in point: I had something happen recently to upset me. I was extremely upset and hurt. Usually, recovery from this would involve copious amounts of doughnuts, Mt. Dew, and other substances that alter my reality. Enough to numb me so much you could perform surgery on me and I wouldn't care.<br />
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But NoooOOoo! I had this brilliant idea to get healthy or whatever.<br />
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So, doughnuts are out of the question and the substances are as well. Instead of running away, I'm dealing with the anxiety and depression and Satan knows what else. I can't even count all the emotions anymore.<br />
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I feel like a kid who fell off his bike and his Mommy isn't around. My knee is bleeding, my wrist is really swollen and I can't move it, and I'm on the front lawn just balling my eyes out but nobody hears me.<br />
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Okay, that was dramatic. Even too dramatic for me. Scratch that.<br />
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I feel like I took a wrong turn in Albuquerque and now I have to drive through the shittiest neighborhood ever to get back on the right road.<br />
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Last night, I pushed things a bit with my recovery. I pushed until at around 2:30AM, I was twitching so hard, it felt like ants were in my muscles. I'd taken a couple of Flexeril to deal with it and instead of helping, it had this strange effect where I felt the acid build in my muscles a few seconds before the twitch would not happen. Instead, I'd feel pin and needles in that muscle. Every 30-90 seconds this would repeat and had been happening for about two hours. I couldn't sleep no matter what I did, nor could I get comfortable as my skin crawled.<br />
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I lasted until 2:30AM before I grudgingly conceded and acquiesced to my addiction. It was a minor victory because I pushed for 18 hours or so. It was brutal but I did it.<br />
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Here's the thing: I keep reminding myself how this was my choice. I made the decision to improve my health. That meant eating better, exercising when I'm not too sick, and getting off various substances and habits.<br />
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It's been an incredible battle but I keep doing it. I haven't stopped. I want my life back. I want my body back. And more to the point--I want my mind back.<br />
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I've been incredibly angry these past few days. I've been punching walls and getting off various social media so I don't shit-post all over the place. Nobody cares that I'm missing but at least I know I'm not flooding those places with my bullshit.<br />
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I'm angry for a lot of reasons. I'm angry at what has been taken from me. I'm angry about what I've lost. I'm angry at all of the time I've wasted just surviving and not living. I'm angry that out of my 46 years on this miserable planet I can only point to a few months as being happy. The rest have been spent struggling with depression, recovering from this or that, or in futile efforts to move beyond my station.<br />
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I'm angry at all the missed opportunities because I was too damaged to take advantage of them. It was the damage I've been angry at. The wreckage of the past. I've been furious at this.<br />
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And I'm angry at myself. I'm angry I didn't handle things in a healthy way. I'm angry I escaped. I'm angry I withdrew until I became a morbidly obese recluse while life passed me by. All the while, lamenting how devastated I was my life was a miserable disappointment.<br />
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Now it's the 11th hour and I'm trying to pull out of this nosedive. I'm furious at how much momentum I have going into the abyss.<br />
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The past week has been hard on me. Work has cut my hours, I finally discovered who betrayed me, a person I had grown close to ghosted me, and all the while I have been working on recovery. I have been doing exercises designed to take back my energy from those I have given so much.<br />
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But there's something else. Satan has been on my mind a lot. I know that sounds random but it isn't.<br />
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I've been listening to a lot of Satanic/Occult rock music. I've found some good stuff, too.<br />
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<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzqTQWaWpvc" target="_blank">Haunt-- Revenant</a> I really love these guys. Their sound is much like Ghost but there's something else. Either way, brilliant stuff.<br />
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<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRJwTS_2M5M" target="_blank">Blood Ceremony -- Goodbye Gemini</a> How on Earth have I missed these guys? I love their sound. It's so 70's and dark, yet beautiful. Just stunning. And, of course, she's beautiful.<br />
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<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZHeIJuzHrg" target="_blank">The Devil's Blood -- Voodoo Dust</a> Much of their work is visionary and once again I'm asking myself how I could possibly have missed this for so long?<br />
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<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSGDT-bxu3c" target="_blank">The Devil's Blood -- The Madness of Serpents</a> I love her voice but this song should have ended at 4:00 instead of dragging on like it did.<br />
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I realize now why this has been on my mind. Satanism is about personal responsibility. It's about becoming stronger than your own environment and defeating your own personal demons. Satanism is about taking charge of your own life on a level most people are unable to do and pushing through the bullshit in your mind that limits you from being more than what you are.<br />
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Satanism is intolerant of personal weakness. Western religion, as well as most religions, teach that you should give up your own personal power and strength to a higher being. Satanism teaches that you should be responsible for everything you can control, even if you need to use magic to control it, and the limitations are all on you. <br />
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In recent months, I have felt incredibly weak from all that has transpired, and instead of looking to something outside myself for help, I have pulled within. So much of what I thought I needed was inside me all along and I never knew it until now. I've been seeking answers to questions and problems from external sources when really all I need to do was trust in myself. <br />
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That also means I don't need to eat a dozen doughnuts while watching videos online. I don't need to drink a 2-liter bottle of Mt. Dew in a day. I don't need to alter my reality. I can do this. I can deal with what's being thrown at me because I'm strong enough. <br />
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I just needed the Devil to remind me of this, that's all. <br />
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Hail Satan! </div>
G. Ted Theewenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10380917987494771685noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6581301806759577317.post-83991149873798947382017-11-09T22:55:00.001-06:002017-11-09T22:55:36.581-06:00When the Armor Fails<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
The heavy oak door to the Healer's chambers burst open despite the iron locks and massive weight.<br />
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He stood up from his desk near the warm fire. <br />
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"What sorcery is this?"<br />
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Only then he saw the white hair of the old woman known as The Seer. She was leading a group of people who carried a large man in a blanket. He was unconscious.<br />
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"I need your help tonight, old friend."<br />
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The Healer looked into the blanket and examined the man in armor. It was Our Hero.<br />
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"What happened?"<br />
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"We need to get this armor off him right this instant!"<br />
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The Healer ran his fingers along the underside of the thick breast plate. It was deeply gouged and dented from countless battles.<br />
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"Why did you bring him here? Why wake the whole castle with this in the dead of night?"<br />
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The Seer showed him the unfastened straps dangling off Our Hero's body.<br />
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"How are these armor plates staying on him?"<br />
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"Look closer, Wise One."<br />
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Once again he ran his fingers under the armor and gasped. "I can't tell where He begins and the armor ends! It's meshed with is flesh! It's a part of him now!"<br />
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"And if we don't get it off his body soon, he will die."<br />
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"He's dead already, my old friend. There's no way to get that armor off his body. It is now one with him."<br />
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"No! We can cut it off. It'll take some time and patience, but we can do it. You, a skilled Healer, can do it."<br />
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The Healer looked up at the faces of those who brought Our Hero into his lab in the basement of castle. They each wore expressions betraying their thoughts. Worry, sadness, anger, disgust, and contempt.<br />
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<i>He struggled for so long, he just needed protection</i><br />
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<i>I hope he doesn't die like this....not like this.</i><br />
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<i>How could he have been so stupid! </i><br />
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<i>Pathetic! Nobody needs armor like that! </i><br />
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<i>It's weakness. He's not a hero, he's just a weak man! </i><br />
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"I will need each of you to assist me."<br />
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"Well," said one of the group. "I've got plans. I mean, really, I need to get going. Besides, you guys have this under control, so bye. Tell him I'll send a pigeon courier some time this week, okay? Thanks!"<br />
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After she left the room, the Healer and The Seer spoke to each other in hushed tones.<br />
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"He's not going to want to lose this armor," she said. "He doesn't think he can live without it."<br />
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"How many years has he worn this on his body?"<br />
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"At least nine, that I know of," she said. "It became a habit after having so many battles."<br />
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"His enemies will smell blood and come for him. And we can't protect him."<br />
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"I know," she said. "But if we don't do this, he will surely die."<br />
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The Healer rubbed an ointment under Our Hero's nose while The Seer chanted a spell.<br />
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"He will be asleep for a while longer but once I start to carve this off his skin, he will awake from the pain. I hope none of you are shy about blood--there will be a lot of it tonight."<br />
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A few left, the most loyal stayed, and the grim work began.<br />
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The first cuts were shallow, to test the flesh, and to see how bad it was.<br />
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"What's that horrible stench?" A member of the group held a rag up to their face.<br />
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"It's infected," said the Healer. His face held in a grim mask. "And you're right, my dear friend. If we don't remove this soon, he will die."<br />
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"Let us pray we made it in time," she said.<br />
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The Healer looked at her for a moment, and raised an eyebrow.<br />
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"I did not see his Fate, my Healer friend. I don't know if this is his last day with us or not."<br />
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"Then I shall work faster," he said. Sharp scalps were on a tray next to him, lined up in a row. He would grab one, slicing as delicately as possible the skin away from the armor that had protected Our Hero for so long.<br />
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Bit by bit, the Healer released the skin from the armor. The cold, stone room filled with the stench of necrosed flesh and infection. As a scalpel's blade lost its edge, he would put it down carefully and grab another.<br />
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One finger on Our Hero's right hand twitched.<br />
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"He's waking up!" One of The Seer's helpers put both hands on his arm.<br />
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"We've only got a few moments left," said the old crone.<br />
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"And I've got at least an hour's worth of work to do," said the Healer.<br />
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Suddenly a chair flew across the room and smashed against the opposite wall.<br />
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"What in the hell was that?"<br />
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"It's one of his demons," cried The Seer. "It's found him!"<br />
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"I can't see anything," said one of the helpers.<br />
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"And you won't," said the Healer. "They belong to him. But be careful because they'll kill you just the same."<br />
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A table disintegrated into a pile of splinters.<br />
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"He's coming for him!"<br />
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And then Our Hero's eyes shot open. One hand reached for his sword and there wasn't one strapped to his waist.<br />
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He sat up and looked around. One of the loyal friends who stayed to help was pushed aside without seeing the creature that did it.<br />
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Our Hero grabbed two of the dull scalpels and a battle ensued. He sliced and stabbed an monster only he could see but everyone in the room could feel. After the better part of an hour, there was the sound of limp flesh hitting the flagstone floor.<br />
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The battle was done. He was exhausted, covered in sweat, and blood both his own and otherwise. Frantically he felt for his armor. <br />
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"What have you done?"<br />
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The Seer knelt down next to him, placing a hand on each side of his head, holding him firmly so his frantic eyes would focus on her. <br />
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"Listen to me! Listen to me! You are dying! Can you understand that? This armor is killing you and it has to be removed. You are dying!" <br />
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"No!" <br />
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"Yes! You cannot heal with it. You are dying from infection. It has become toxic." <br />
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"It's my armor! I need it!" <br />
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"No," said the old woman. "You do not. You only think you do. And you cannot rely upon it anymore." <br />
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"I'm going to die without it." <br />
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"You'll die with it, too." <br />
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The Healer and the loyal friends slowly surrounded Our Hero, lifted him up, and brought him back to the table. <br />
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"No," he said. "Don't take my armor." It sounded more like a plea than anything else. <br />
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"This is killing you," said the Crone. "I know you might have needed it in the past, but it has to go." <br />
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"You can do this," said The Healer. "You're stronger than you think." <br />
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A day later, Our Hero was in a bed, covered in sweat and shivering. He tried to talk but couldn't without vomiting. His skin was white and once every few seconds he twitched. He was oblivious to the two people in his room with him. <br />
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"He's not good," said The Healer. "I can't give him anything to sleep because it'll make the infection worse."<br />
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"I know," said The Seer. "If he survives this, he'll be fine." <br />
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"Let's just hope when he leaves here he doesn't find more armor." <br />
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